Twink Tank: Jake Bass & Bobby Long

When you hear the word “twink”, we imagine the first image that comes to your mind is along these lines—tanned skinny dude with Bieber bangs popping his impeccably hairless taint towards a camera. In other words? Brent Corrigan. You may even envision something like this.

For today’s edition of Twink Tank, we’d like to introduce you to a pair of young men who reach beyond the Matthew Keading or Sencer Keve aesthetic. Their names are (in case you can’t read the title of this post) Bobby Long and Jake Bass. They have tattoos and piercings! They’re “edgy”… Which is one of the only words that bothers me more* than “twink”.

Jake sort of reminds me of a bad-ass version of Daniel Radcliffe. Except unlike the former Harry Potter star, he has a tendency to, well, pop his impeccably hairless taint towards cameras. He has this laid-back attitude that makes me want to sit on his dick. I don’t know, guys! There’s just something about him.

Then, of course, there’s Bobby. While his taint isn’t exactly hairless, it’s pretty darn close to impeccable. Can we please talk about that ring of fur surrounding his deliciously pink hole? I want to give him so many rimjobs.

– Dewitt

* Did anyone else cringe every time Zachary Quinto said “twink” on the Halloween episode of American Horror Story? Frankly, that was more scary than anything else that’s ever happened on the show. Does anyone actually like/embrace the term “twink”? Or should we nominate it for the next edition of Gay Terms We Hate?

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1,247 thoughts on “Twink Tank: Jake Bass & Bobby Long

  1. The top is definitely hot, although I’m afraid that while I have my hands around his neck to cover up that flower tattoo, I might accidentally choke him.  But then again, maybe he’s into that shit…

  2. Yeah did that dude pass out in a tattoo parlor? I got a couple tribal bicep tats that are pretty hot. I don’t get this other cover your body shit.

  3. Dewitt:   Re: Zachary Quinto….I found it very interesting that Zach came out like two days before his debut on American Horror Story.  Why?  Because there ain’t no way in HAY-ULL he could have come back from that performance!  People talked about him in NOTORIOUS with Tori but honey please him channeling Virginia Wolfe was spot on!

  4. So many people on here hate tattoos, doesnt anyone see that its a form of art expressionism and could mean a lot to a person? They certainly are proud enough to have it on their body, why do you care if they have it or not?

    I would do both.

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