My apologies to anyone between the ages of eighteen and twenty-one. After a handful of mediocre encounters with men of your age group, I’ve developed this theory that you’re all inexperienced and lousy lays. This isn’t fair to you! It couldn’t be any farther from the truth.
Some of you, like Hunter Page and James Lee, know what you’re doing in the bedroom. Some of you, however, could learn a lesson from these two… And, well, then there’s a whole other group of you who are true cock sluts with hoover mouths, insatiable holes and hips that tell no lies.
I like those of you in the first and last groups. Call me.
– Dewitt
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IDK, there’s something about seeing someone so young being so experienced with sex that comes off as kinda…slutty? I like college-aged guys who are “experimenting” and still exploring their sexuality. If I wanted to ride the village bicycle, I’d fuck Kim Khardashian.
Newsflash: sexuality doesn’t start when you’re able to vote. Some people know they’re gay right from the get go, and they explore how they feel.
some of us are just fast learners
…And this response got me hard.
…And this response got me hard.