Truth: I Kinda Want To Fuck Mitt Romney’s Sons

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Well, except for the blonde one. No offense, Ben. I saw this Fox News clip of Mitt Romney‘s boys (set to “It’s Raining Men”) and realized that they’re kinda foxy. If they were into it (and with any justice in the world, at least one of them would be), I’d totally bend them all over and roger them roundly. I so hope this post gets out and gets used as grist for the mill. Fucks to give? None.

The host, Brian Kilmeade, obviously feels the same. He sounds like the announcer in a gay strip club. In fact, he might be pleasuring himself under the table as they go to commercial. He’s utilizing Christian Bale’s “Batman voice” but the horny version, and he’s about to nut. But I get it. Tagg, Craig, Matt, and Josh (again – sorry, Ben) are just begging to be corrupted.

– J. Harvey

Check out the clip and some pics of the Romney sons after the break. Which one would you do?

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124 thoughts on “Truth: I Kinda Want To Fuck Mitt Romney’s Sons

  1. A totally repulsive thought! Anything to do with that opportunistic, lying sonofabitch makes me wanna vomit! Now I’ll tell you how I really feel!

  2. I’ll pass. I’m not into priveliged, self-important people who wear magic underwear. And sadly, the Rethugs are using these men’s supposed sex appeal, along with his running mate’s, to make Mitten’s appeal more desirable to voters. NOT BUYING IT FOR A SECOND. You can smile all you want while you try to take away our rights and line your pockets… I say fuck off.

  3. It’s okay. I’m disgusting too! I’d hate fuck that man ’til he sweated all his hair products off his head.

  4. It’s okay. I’m disgusting too! I’d hate fuck that man ’til he sweated all his hair products off his head.

  5. It’s okay. I’m disgusting too! I’d hate fuck that man ’til he sweated all his hair products off his head.

  6. The idea is pretty nauseating given what they represent, but if I were to fuck all of them, do I get to vote for Obama five times instead of only one?

  7. The idea is pretty nauseating given what they represent, but if I were to fuck all of them, do I get to vote for Obama five times instead of only one?

  8. The idea is pretty nauseating given what they represent, but if I were to fuck all of them, do I get to vote for Obama five times instead of only one?

  9. Is it just me, or does Craig and Josh seem a bit… dark to be Romney boys? Tagg, Ben, and Matt look like their daddy and mom a bit, but the other two: do not look like they have Romney Sr. as their daddy. Just saying…

  10. All very fine looking young men with great parents and a wonderful heritage to our country, to say nothing of the fact that their dad will be, and should be, elected President of the United States and get rid of, forever, the slimy President BO and his pig wife.

  11. A delicious scandal that would be, you d be a true champion J. to expose that.Of course we need pics and/or video w close ups for proof.

  12. I’ll second that, except for the wife part. To the extent the militant gay agenda hooks its wagon to the worst, most destructive president ever, it deserves to be defeated right along with him. The Left IS what it claims to oppose: hateful, bigoted, narrow-minded, intolerant. By the way, what’s the Romney grandchild count thanks to those fine sons? 16?, 18? Be fruitful and multiply.

  13. I’ll second that, except for the wife part. To the extent the militant gay agenda hooks its wagon to the worst, most destructive president ever, it deserves to be defeated right along with him. The Left IS what it claims to oppose: hateful, bigoted, narrow-minded, intolerant. By the way, what’s the Romney grandchild count thanks to those fine sons? 16?, 18? Be fruitful and multiply.

  14. Is Ben adopted, or he must have his mother’s genes. Why no picture of him byhimself,that wasn’t nice

  15. Is Ben adopted, or he must have his mother’s genes. Why no picture of him byhimself,that wasn’t nice

  16. wow, why do you guys hate yourself and your fellow americans so much? xanax would do both you fellas quite a bit of good.

  17. wow, why do you guys hate yourself and your fellow americans so much? xanax would do both you fellas quite a bit of good.

  18. They all stand for what is wrong with the US today !
    The thought of having sex with any of them is just VILE !!!

  19. I’m voting for Romney too (and I’ll take Matt please). BO only said he supported gays to con them into voting for him, and sadly enough most of the gay community bought into it.
    And why is it that there is typically more venom spewed by liberal gays at those who don’t see things their way than their opposition? The hateful words you sling only make you look sad, desperate and weak-minded.
    I understand that the GOP has a loooong way to go when it comes to equal rights, but I can not and will not buy into the b.s. that we should have a big government that gives people everything.
    This country was founded by those who had busted their asses to make a living and a home for themselves, not a bunch of lazy-asses looking for a hand-out.
    And I have far too much self-respect to ever want or expect a handout…of any kind! I will prove that I am just as good or better than any heterosexual simply by living my life with honor and decency. I’ll suck cock in the privacy of my own home. I don’t need to flaunt that skill in public.

  20. So you’re praising the opportunistic slimeball who changes his political “beliefs” to align with what he thinks will get him elected for gluttonously contributing to the overpopulation of the planet? Excuse me for saying so, but that is seriously fucked up.

    I sincerely hope that I just missed the irony in this post, but I fear that is not the case.

  21. So you want someone who blatantly says they hate you instead of someone who understands and can at least try to see us as equal human beings? Hateful, bigoted, narrow-minded, intolerant are all written into the Repug platform.

  22. So you want someone who blatantly says they hate you instead of someone who understands and can at least try to see us as equal human beings? Hateful, bigoted, narrow-minded, intolerant are all written into the Repug platform.

  23. Any physical attraction is so quickly overwhelmed by their breeding. Okay, maybe a Josh and Matt 3-way.

  24. Any physical attraction is so quickly overwhelmed by their breeding. Okay, maybe a Josh and Matt 3-way.

  25. First off, Romney has never said he hated gays. His beliefs, while archaic, are what they are. I’m voting for the man because he knows business. Something B.O. knows nothing about. And I come from a long line of entrepreneurs (though we are not rich…not by a long shot).
    The majority of this country are now pro-gay marriage and it will only be a matter of time until that basic right is finally granted to us. My real concern is that this country’s foundation will be destroyed before that can happen.
    Maybe it’s because I still go to church and see Jesus as the first well-documented case of a hate crime (his tolerance of his persecutors is a powerful lesson) that I can look towards the greater good. And maybe it’s because I believe in the passage about building your house on a strong foundation (Luke 6:48) that I feel so strongly that government hand-outs without a plan for self-sufficiency is a recipe for disaster.
    If we as a whole do not get this country back on solid ground, economically speaking, it won’t matter about gay marriage rights. Our country would be lost.
    This land of ours was built by those willing to work, and work hard. There were no handouts back then, but they still survived. There is a reason why “survival of the fittest” works so well in nature. The lazy and useless are culled from the species. But we humans are not only allowing the lazy and useless to survive (and I’m not talking about the sick or handicapped, just those milking the system for free shit)…the Democrats are encouraging it. Don’t believe me? YouTube Pelosi’s comments on why food stamps will recharge the economy.
    B.O. says what people want to hear, yet in 3.5 years he really hasn’t done shit except make the government bigger, which means even more taxes. And I’m a big boy, I can pay my fair share. The wealthy pay the majority of the taxes that run this country while the number of those that pay nothing steadily rise. Maybe you should have a talk with those lazy-asses about paying their fair share first before you whine to those paying millions already.

  26. What good is equality if the government goes bankrupt? Do people really think all that equality will stick around if we have to start selling ourselves out to the highest bidder to pay the bills? What good is equality if you can’t even live here for lack of jobs? 5 trillion in 4 years and another 10 under the programs initiated over the past four years that won’t start adding to the debt until 2013.

  27. What good is equality if the government goes bankrupt? Do people really think all that equality will stick around if we have to start selling ourselves out to the highest bidder to pay the bills? What good is equality if you can’t even live here for lack of jobs? 5 trillion in 4 years and another 10 under the programs initiated over the past four years that won’t start adding to the debt until 2013.

  28. What good is equality if the government goes bankrupt? Do people really think all that equality will stick around if we have to start selling ourselves out to the highest bidder to pay the bills? What good is equality if you can’t even live here for lack of jobs? 5 trillion in 4 years and another 10 under the programs initiated over the past four years that won’t start adding to the debt until 2013.

  29. I had to read this twice to figure out which candidate you were talking about. Everything you said could apply to both candidates at some point.

  30. I had to read this twice to figure out which candidate you were talking about. Everything you said could apply to both candidates at some point.

  31. I had to read this twice to figure out which candidate you were talking about. Everything you said could apply to both candidates at some point.

  32. I had to read this twice to figure out which candidate you were talking about. Everything you said could apply to both candidates at some point.

  33. No need to worry about whether beauty is skin deep – unattractive inside and out. Not “out” in Craig’s case; surely that was understood….

  34. No need to worry about whether beauty is skin deep – unattractive inside and out. Not “out” in Craig’s case; surely that was understood….

  35. They all are horsed faced and not very attractive at all. Craig is the gay looking one that will never come out. Can we say Mr’s. Ed? lol

  36. Perhaps if you where to pill your head at your ass and take a good smell of reality the reason for the mess that this country is in is because of the GREEDY FUCKING BANKS and other big corporations that have robbed and LIGITIMALY RAPED the American People for way to long with no regards to wards the outcome . You speak of handouts ( assuming 4 the poor ) but you fail to mention the BILLIONS of dollars of tax payer money that giving to the oil companies every single year ! You fail to mention the many of big corporations paying absolutely no federal taxes at all because of all the legal bogus federal loopholes .. You mention that in the 3.5 years since Obama been president that he hasn’t done shit except make the government bigger and yet you fail to mention the 8 years of GWB and all the TRILLIONS of dollars that he FUCKING wasted on a WAR that GW started and OB ended it ! I could go on and on about the GWB ( THE WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS GRAND REPUBLIC ) but why bother to rehash those horrible memories when in fact this country will be dealing with the failure of GWB for many YEARS if not DECADES to come ! Finally we can agree on that this land was built on the backs of hard work but I am sure we will disagree strongly on WHO’S backs it was built on .

  37. Perhaps if you where to pill your head at your ass and take a good smell of reality the reason for the mess that this country is in is because of the GREEDY FUCKING BANKS and other big corporations that have robbed and LIGITIMALY RAPED the American People for way to long with no regards to wards the outcome . You speak of handouts ( assuming 4 the poor ) but you fail to mention the BILLIONS of dollars of tax payer money that giving to the oil companies every single year ! You fail to mention the many of big corporations paying absolutely no federal taxes at all because of all the legal bogus federal loopholes .. You mention that in the 3.5 years since Obama been president that he hasn’t done shit except make the government bigger and yet you fail to mention the 8 years of GWB and all the TRILLIONS of dollars that he FUCKING wasted on a WAR that GW started and OB ended it ! I could go on and on about the GWB ( THE WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS GRAND REPUBLIC ) but why bother to rehash those horrible memories when in fact this country will be dealing with the failure of GWB for many YEARS if not DECADES to come ! Finally we can agree on that this land was built on the backs of hard work but I am sure we will disagree strongly on WHO’S backs it was built on .

  38. The Obamas have two children, not five. In contrast to the Romneys, they have not personally contributed to the overpopulation of the planet.

  39. Really? I usually love dark haired guys…but I don’t find then attractive at all. Generic yes, they look like they’ve been hired to “play” his son’s….and Craig, wow totally gay, and will NEVER come out. Apples and sugar cubes Craig ?!

  40. Really? I usually love dark haired guys…but I don’t find then attractive at all. Generic yes, they look like they’ve been hired to “play” his son’s….and Craig, wow totally gay, and will NEVER come out. Apples and sugar cubes Craig ?!

  41. Really? I usually love dark haired guys…but I don’t find then attractive at all. Generic yes, they look like they’ve been hired to “play” his son’s….and Craig, wow totally gay, and will NEVER come out. Apples and sugar cubes Craig ?!

  42. Really? I usually love dark haired guys…but I don’t find then attractive at all. Generic yes, they look like they’ve been hired to “play” his son’s….and Craig, wow totally gay, and will NEVER come out. Apples and sugar cubes Craig ?!

  43. really?? i always amazed to hear that there are gay republicans…I will vote for the man because he know business…why does he wants to predisent? isn’t being a billionaire enough??? I

  44. Nah. No never.It would just be un-natural. If their dad wins the election we will all get fucked so why make his gayish boys get the benefit.

  45. so well stated and if people would just wake up to the stupidity of BO and elect someone who stand on issues that will solve the problems in the USA and the debt we are in instead of because they support gay rights but are a loser of a president just as long as gay rights are approved the country be damned to hell because if he gets re-elected thats what will happen. and the following post says bush racked up debt look at the facts BO had racked up more debt since he took office than almost all of the presidents combined.

  46. And WHO was the “opportunistic slimeball” who changed his stance on gay marriage earlier this summer because his moronic VP jumped the gun on the issue? Hmmm?

  47. As a child of a six-child family, I can personally say that we don’t all contribute to overpopulation, dickwad. And Obama espouses his faith a a religion that proudly proclaims “go forth and multiply.”

  48. President Obama is not a fundie. That means he doesn’t take everything literally, for the impaired. And also let’s not forget that Obama’s sick, self hating, closet case or otherwise, Republican opponents are always complaining how he “is a secret Muslim.” You can’t have it both ways by falsely hanging some fundie xstain Quiver mantra on his doorstep while denying he’s Christian in the first place. Or rather, you can’t sanely do that….

  49. Politics aside, they aren’t attractive to me. The dark, smoldering eyes on them seem a tad off for some reason.

  50. Politics aside, they aren’t attractive to me. The dark, smoldering eyes on them seem a tad off for some reason.

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