Trophy Pony Has Gorgeous, Sparkly, Slightly Fetishy Garments To Wear And Look Hot And (Dare I Say It) Major In

One of the highlights of 2013 so far for me was when creative genius and sexy fucker David Mason Chlopecki friended me back on Facebook. He knows Rupaul! Francois Sagat (R.I.P his porn career) is one of his besties! He designs fantasyterrorsexwear like this outfit below (via his delightful blog House of Vader):

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And that’s him! That’s his actual body! Ok, I’ll stop licking his ass long enough to show off his newest line, Trophy Pony. It’s a spin-off of his main brand, Slick It Up, and it’s one-off pieces that will sparkle up your look. Like hoodies made of gold scales! Holographic swim briefs! This slightly girly, but still very masculine pink body thong!  And amusing t-shirts that reflect your love for Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren’s brief relationship in the mid-1980s, Tilda Swinton, and your first time at a voguing competition.

Trophy Pony is for those of you who can not find a fuck to give, like to keep it flashy as opposed to classy, and have a healthy appreciation for gayish culture.  Now why the fuck couldn’t he have designed that tuxedo leotard thing before I got married?

Photo credit: Slick It Up and Trophy Pony

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8 thoughts on “Trophy Pony Has Gorgeous, Sparkly, Slightly Fetishy Garments To Wear And Look Hot And (Dare I Say It) Major In

  1. Was one of the requirements for the models that they have to be able to make a goofy face?

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