Trailer Trash: Haywire

Haywire is an upcoming big-bad-momma-kicking-the-shit-out-of-people action flick directed by the very talented Steve Soderbergh. We selected it as this week’s “Trailer Trash” because it’s got some handsome actorness in it, including beefy wonder Channing Tatum, the foxy Michael Fassbender, and the usually nude Ewan McGregor. But after watching the trailer, it’s obvious the butchest bitch in this flick is female mixed martial artist Gina Carona.

Channing makes the mistake of punching her in the beginning of the trailer. His ass learns a lesson right quick! This idea of casting a non-actor in a lead role is pretty ingenious if she can pull it off. Pulling off Channing’s clothes would be a good start.

– J. Harvey

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121 thoughts on “Trailer Trash: Haywire

  1. Handsome men.  Wonder how many this kick-ass chick is gonna blow away?  It’s a shame- getting rid of perfectly good men like that. And  I’m sure there’s someone out there who could have gotten some good use out of them.

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