Top or Bottom: Santa Claus

We apologize that we’ve been on Christmas overload. It’s so easy to be a Grinch around this time of year, so we’re just trying to get into the spirit of the season! We figure if we can’t get onto the nice list, we might as well fuck our way to the top of the naughty list, you know?

In continuing our fetishization of ol’ Saint Nick, we bring you this entirely fictional Top or Bottom scenario. If Santa Claus were to ditch the Mrs. and start playing for our team, do you think he’d pound all his horny elves or bend over and take some candy canes up his butt? Let us know your answers! Or tell us we’re terrible people for even asking this question!

Last week, nearly thirty percent of you voted Matt Damon as a versatile top. Check out his full results here.

– Dewitt

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13 thoughts on “Top or Bottom: Santa Claus

  1. Giving millions of good boys and girls presents every year and expects us to be good for the entire of next year in return? Has to be a dominant top.
    Of course, if we are naughty I imagine the punishment wouldn’t be coal. Ha.

  2. Thank you!  I was wondering if anybody else was going to notice that cutey!  Although I was hoping not, and then I wouldn’t have to share him…

  3. He’s gotta be 100% versatile so he can give you what you want, no matter who you are, especially since he always knows who’s naughty and who’s nice.

  4. I was going to say the same thing. It’s only logical that he’s 100% vers if he’s going to give everybody what they want!

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