Top or Bottom: Matt Bomer

Matt Bomer is a ridiculously pretty, “openly gay” actor, and he’s going to be naked soon in Magic Mike. So, um, why not speculate if he’s a Top or Bottom? This is the part of the post where you get to visualize Bomer taking it up the bum or thrusting deep into another man’s ass. Which vision seems more natural? Because that’s the one you should vote for.

Speaking of votes, I’m not even going to share the results on last week’s George Clooney poll. You guys were totally wrong. The Cloons (that’s what I call him affectionately) loves getting fucked. End of story. I don’t know why I’m so sure of this, but I am!

– Dewitt

Click through to see one more pic and cast your vote:

He is straddling a piece of wood in this picture. Make of it what you will.