Top or Bottom: Joe

Do you have a thing for hairy asses? Then you’re going to love today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series! He goes by the name of Joe, and he’s confided in us that he enjoys the occasional rope or paddle in the bedroom. Of course, when he’s not getting kinky, he ranks “making love” as his number one sexual activity. Take a guess which side he prefers!

Nearly fifty percent of readers correctly identified last week‘s contestant as a total bottom. It reminded us of your tendency to assume bigger men like getting fucked. In this case, you got lucky with Dan, but open up your minds a little! There are plenty of large dudes who enjoy dishing it out.

If you’re an exhibitionist type who’s interested in participating in the next round of Top or Bottom, send me an e-mail with a few pictures, your name or alias, the role you play in the bedroom and a brief note giving us permission to use your pics. We’d prefer that you show your face, but it’s not required to participate in the series. Nudity is both welcome and encouraged, and anonymity is perfectly acceptable. So what are you waiting for? Send us your pics, and show us what you’re working with!

UPDATE: The poll has now been added!

– Dewitt

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19 thoughts on “Top or Bottom: Joe

  1. I do not think 100% bottom. Unfortunately, guys that like to fuck want, for some very strange reason, smooth asses, so I think “Joe” would feel obligated to honor that if he was a total bottom. I, for one, love his hairy asses and would even more if it was sitting on my face!

  2. OMG! Maybe I am just a tad TOO gay or the photography classes paid off because my eyes totally zeroed in on that trash can!
    Rule #1 of taking pics: eliminate distractions from the surrounding area, such as overflowing trash cans and piles of dirty clothes. The cats are divided over the rainbow boxers…..

  3. you guys are too fucken gay if u only notice the trash can. i think versatile bottom – would love to fuck that furry ass

  4. Cam – you reckon that’s a cock which should be usesd for fucking? It’s a pretty teeny weenie..
    I am imagining all those bum hairs stuck in my teeth

  5. I completely agree with Jonathan! I couldn’t even concentrate on the guy because of the atrocities going on in the room around him! Didn’t they have a topic on this sometime or another? And wasn’t the whole post about eliminating distracting things in the room including but not limited to: TV on, dirty clothes, trash, etc.? Obviously this guy didn’t read that post! Haha! Oh, and as for the rainbow shorts… they are ugly as fuck. Burn them IMMEDIATELY!!!

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