It was a really good week for the “George Clooney Is So Gay!” community. They were basking in the glow of the Clooney taking the time during his Golden Globe acceptance speech to note how much he appreciates the length of Michael Fassbender’s cock. We always knew he was a size queen. Those airhead models he’s always sporting on the red carpet are just a Victoria’s Secreted smokescreen to cover up all the fine, big-dicked men has up to his villa on Lake Como in Italy.
But what IS going on in George Clooney’s villa, penthouse, manse, or wilderness stronghold? Is he grabbing his ankles? Is he lining up his shot at the butthole door? Is he a top or a bottom? Vote after the jump.
Dewitt really wanted to use this pic of Clooney all wet like he just came from a very elegant bukkake party.
– J. Harvey
I have it on very good authority Clooney was quite the cock sucker in his younger years when he lived near Cincinnati.
He seems the type who’s into what I call “frat house hijinks.” It’s less about the position than the camaraderie… Soggy biscuit, Lucky Pierre — it’s just about having fun with the boys.
You left out one option, “none of the above”.
I’m with Len.
I don’t see how he has any sex appeal.
I never thought him attractive.
who the hell would possibly care? an over-rated actor who never had any sex appeal at all.
And here I thought that George Clooney was universally sexy to both men and women. Just shows how out of it I am. lol.
Used to be hot in his ‘much younger’ days (ie. Facts Of Life), but in his modern version, really no sex appeal at all. You forgot to add “Don’t really care” to your survey options . . . .
Senyaichiya, my comment was directed at these gay websites which are forever branding us top, bottom and vers. What’s weird is they even do it to straight guys! I don’t do anal, period. Never have and never did it with any long term partners either. Anal is not for everyone but you’d think otherwise when you read all the propaganda. As for Clooney, I don’t find him appealing in the least, but even if he was gay it doesn’t mean he’d do anal. Check out my link for some important information that many of us seem to forget.
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/msm/index.htm
Uh this was already covered a few weeks ago.
The HIV bad.
Condoms.
Test.
The end.
That and I’m in medical lab clinicals I don’t need to look at the CDC’s website I know the facts.
Gay as the day is long. Why else can’t he commit to any of these starlets?
I´m with David7boi :
who the hell would possibly care? an over-rated actor who never had any sex appeal at all.
I would love to know about your “good authority” I lived in Cincinnati for over 8 years and never heard anyone talking about getting it on with Clonney. I know “gays” that even went to school with him, and no word of it. We all know that if any ever hooked up with him, someone would be talking about it.
silly gooses, he’s no top or bottom, he’s a gigantic asshole