If I Had A Million Dollars…

I’ve come to accept that I am neither a rich man nor a poor man. That said, I’m grateful for everything I have! It’s a dream come true to be doing something that I love—writing about buttholes, Fiona Apple and the exact sequence of gay porn ejaculation—yet still be able to put food on the table…

But I’d love to hire a hooker.

Look, it’s not as if I couldn’t find sex if I wanted it! I’m an okay-looking dude who knows how to fuck, and I’m certainly not desperate. My hand is enough for me if I can’t find someone to ride my dick or slam my ass. If we’re being entirely honest, my hand just might be one of the best lovers I’ve ever had.

Yet, even so, I can’t help but envy anyone who can afford to order out a sexual fantasy like it’s Chinese food. It’s frustrating! There are times when I’m looking for a certain type of guy, and he’s just not online, available or living anywhere within a twenty mile radius. If I had the extra cash to spare, I could just fly him first class to my place and bang his brains out. It might not be as satisfying as someone who actively wants to be with me, but he’d be getting paid enough to pretend he wants to be with me. That’s what matters, right?

Oh, whatever! This is all just my convoluted way of introducing this scene between Tommy Defendi and Tanner Wayne. It’s also my convoluted way of saying I’d love to hire Tommy Defendi as an escort, but I can’t justify spending (or afford) $3oo/hr to have him inside of me when I could just sit on a slightly-less-thrilling cock for free.

C’est la vie. There are plenty of scruffy guys with big dicks on Manhunt, right?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: NakedSword

Click through to watch Tommy pound Tanner Wayne’s hungry hole:

Watch the full scene NOW at NakedSword!