This is the part where you burst into tears and then slide down the wall dramatically. Or throw yourself on the coffin containing your hopes and dreams that Olympic swimmer Tom Daley likes dick as it’s gently lowered into the ground. Tom has confirmed the ugly rumors that he’s a heterosexual. Is he really fixing his mouth to tell us that he LOOKS LIKE THAT in a speedo and is vagine-only? How is that ok? This isn’t justice! THERE IS NO GOD.
“I think it’s funny when people say I’m gay… I laugh it off. I’m not. But even if I was, I wouldn’t be ashamed. It wouldn’t bother me in the slightest what people thought. But I can understand why I have a massive gay following – I spend most of my life half naked in trunks on a diving board showing off my bare chest. I often joke I wear more to bed than I do to work. But I’m cool with my gay following. It’s great to have gay fans even though my friends gently take the mick.”
To make this just a tiny bit right, I’m replacing “my friends gently take the mick” with “my friends gently suck my dick“.
What are your thoughts on twink supreme Tom Daley being straight? This is awful to ask, but do you believe him?
– J. Harvey
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*sits on edge of bed sobbing as I jerk off*
When is he going to come out as a famewhore?
to me he is absolutely gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he has a great smile!!!!!!
Oh my God, ahahahahahaha!~
I love you for that post.
Gays don’t get Nike and weaties endorsements. He’ll come out when he’s older.
Str8??????? LOLOLOLOLOL….me too LOLOLOLOLOL
He just make get off teasing us gay guys, knowing we’re always undressing him.
forgot… wtf does “gently take the mick” mean
He’s from the UK
Is not that I don’t believe him…is just that I choose not to 🙂
Thanks Daniel, my bad.
Wentworth Miller said the exact same thing years ago. When Tome is done with the Olympics and needs something else to famewhore about, he’ll come out. Not that I’m complaining about him famewhoring though! I’m hoping for a Playgirl spread soon!
It doesn’t matter whether he’s gay or straight. I still have my fantasies.
not that it matters and maybe its just because he was plastered all over every gay blog during the Olympics, but for some reason I was certain that he was out and proud. I was wrong I guess, but he is still a fine ass kid and I will still enjoy watching him dive or just stand around in his Speedo.
Yes, he did. Denied it over and over and over again. For years. So, either this guy is lying or he had been using the gay community to gain more fame and press. Just remember that what you don’t see is just as revealing as what you do see. So, has anyone seen him on a date of our posing provocatively with hot women on the beach. No, we haven’t. Always with other hot guys in speedos. Just saying…
To take
the piss is an expression meaning to mock, tease, ridicule or scoff.
Take the Mickey (or variations) are euphemistic ways of conveying this
expression where the word may be vulgar. This is most widely used in the
United Kingdom.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_mick
I don’t care if he’s straight or gay… I just wanna see him fucking! 🙂
God of the twink