Tom Daley Comes Out…As Straight

This is the part where you burst into tears and then slide down the wall dramatically. Or throw yourself on the coffin containing your hopes and dreams that Olympic swimmer Tom Daley likes dick as it’s gently lowered into the ground. Tom has confirmed the ugly rumors that he’s a heterosexual. Is he really fixing his mouth to tell us that he LOOKS LIKE THAT in a speedo and is vagine-only? How is that ok? This isn’t justice! THERE IS NO GOD.

“I think it’s funny when people say I’m gay… I laugh it off. I’m not. But even if I was, I wouldn’t be ashamed. It wouldn’t bother me in the slightest what people thought. But I can understand why I have a massive gay following – I spend most of my life half naked in trunks on a diving board showing off my bare chest. I often joke I wear more to bed than I do to work. But I’m cool with my gay following. It’s great to have gay fans even though my friends gently take the mick.”

To make this just a tiny bit right, I’m replacing “my friends gently take the mick” with my friends gently suck my dick.

What are your thoughts on twink supreme Tom Daley being straight? This is awful to ask, but do you believe him?

– J. Harvey

Check out more pics of Tom Daley below:

__________________________

tom-daley-speedo-478x670

Tom-Daley-Beats-David-Beckham

ALeqM5hX7tyKjMd10_PPX8xM_OF1mxV0og

tom-daley-1343750038-custom-0

Tom+Daley+FINA+Midea+Diving+World+Series+Previews+WUyzCl3dwRYl

Tom Daley

Tom+Daley+FINA+Midea+Diving+World+Series+Previews+BMj9TqfWCeBl

Tom+Daley+FINA+Midea+Diving+World+Series+Day+KkBV44CWFB9x

daley_2293523b

Tom-Daley1

Tom+Daley+British+Gas+Diving+Championships+9U8hpEl1EuUl

Tom+Daley+FINA+Midea+Diving+World+Series+2013+WYpq9RxKI0ox

Tom+Daley+FINA+Midea+Diving+World+Series+2013+UknshmbHjXnx

Diving - 2013 British Gas Diving Championships - Day Three - Plymouth Life Centre

Tom+Daley+FINA+Midea+Diving+World+Series+2013+68dW0by8IW3x

tom-daley_2308714b

Tom Daley-1514299

Tom+Daley+British+Gas+Diving+Championships+9MuKSqeMRrVl

Tom+Daley+British+Gas+Diving+Championship+wERtDQyV9bfl

Tom-DaleyOlympic-Gold-medalist

_______________________________________________________________________________

YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE…