This video of Tim Tebow reading the Dr. Seuss classic Green Eggs and Ham has been making the rounds on the gay blogs. I wasn’t going to post it until I realized it’s probably a metaphor for the Denver Broncos quarterback’s sexuality. You just know that if Sam-I-Am tried to push “Big Dicks Up Dat Football Ass” onto him, he’d eventually give in and admit that he loves it.
Then he’d do it in a boat! Then he’d do it with a goat! Wait, scratch that last part…
– Dewitt
Click through to watch Tim Tebow reading and being annoyingly hot:
I am surprised he can read.
Send him over here to my house!!! I will teach him a few things!!!
Sure hope he reads his bible better then that.
I couldn’t understand his appeal before seeing this clip. Now I am completely baffled.
He’s apparently dyslexic, so that might explain why he isn’t the best reader. But his voice sounds sooo gay. (Sorry if that’s offensive, but he does.) It also sounds like he’s reading it in a sexually suggestive way. LOL
I do see the story could apply to someone afraid of being gay.
Don’t you think old geezer deserve to have sex to? I mean, you can have sex with a bear, why not with a goat?
mentallychallengedlookingmuch?
LOL@Iks638. He’s still an attractive young man.
How does one’s voice sound gay? Your comment is ridicuous. That’s like someone saying a person sounds white or black.
Seriously Kenneth?? There is a certain aural inflection that is considered stereotypically gay – that does not mean that all gay men have this inflection or that no straight men have it, but 80% of the time you can pick a gay man by the way he speaks. Oh, and if you had 50 black and 50 white guys do an audio recording, I imagine you’d guess 80% of the time what colour they were as well. Btw, I am a teacher and a voice coach.
I”m completely with you there. What is the appeal?
I like the way he rode that penis-shaped train. And 3 words…dick suckin’ lips
Are you fucking serious?
Id rather have him read his little engine that could to me
Nice body but, cover the face with a bag and ask him to refrain from speaking.
Would you like a cock down your throat
or up your butt?
Would you suck it on a boat
or in a hut?
I’ll bet you would in the dark……HONEY PLEASE.
How does his voice sound gay? Were you listening? He’s one of the biggest, in-denial, self-loathing, pray-the-gay-away gays out there.
Do you like a god that made the world in six days?
Do you like a god that always hates gays?
hahaaha!
At 4:03: Seussians gettin freaky. Bow chicka-wow-wow…
Who care’s if he sounds gay? I want his dick up my butt.