Mike De Marko as a slutty stripper who gets tag-teamed by two horny businessmen. Did you really think I could resist writing about this one? Never mind that I’ve always fantasized about roleplaying a scenario where I shake my ass in a jockstrap for two scumbags who take advantage of me… This is a situation where Colby Jansen and Connor Maguire are playing the part of those “scumbags”. You do the math! That’s two men I desperately want inside of me, plus two available slots I desperately want them inside. The answer to the equation is “I have a boner right now”.
In other news, our very own J. Harvey had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Jansen this weekend, and he practically had sex with him! In the sort of way where “practically” means “not at all”. He did, however, get to rub lotion on Colby’s back, and you can bet your left testicle that I am insanely jealous and plotting his demise as I type this sentence. Haha! Just kidding?
(It’s okay, because one day, I’ll rub lotion on Mike De Marko’s back. In the sort of way where “rubbing lotion on his back” means “rubbing my penis on his ass crack”.)
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