Thomas Jane’s Dick? Yes Please.

“I’m a textbook average guy. Im 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the-middle-exactly-average dick.” This is a direct quote from Thomas Jane, the star of HBO’s Hung, in an interview with Men’s Fitness. He was lying.

Either that, or he doesn’t know what an average dick looks like! On the show’s latest episode, the IRL former hustler flashed the foundation of his goods, and the thickness of his shaft is anything but average. Damn! He’s more than welcome to stick that thing “right-down-the-middle” of our ass cracks.

Unrelated: He also wore a jockstrap. And his hairy ass is magnificent.

– Dewitt

Photos via: superherofan

To check out Thomas Jane’s ass and shaft, follow the JUMP:

A lovely GIF, via Arch Noble: