This Picture of Ben Cohen’s Thighs Is EVERYTHING.

Worried that you might not be able to pay your rent/mortgage this month? Still waiting to hear back from the guy who banged you last Wednesday? Car trouble? Boy trouble? Family trouble? Any trouble that could potentially cause you stress and make you want to throw your head against a wall?

None of that matters, because this picture of Ben Cohen exists now. As a self-proclaimed leg man, this is practically making my dick do somersaults in my pants. Do you see those thighs? No, but really! Do you SEE them? Keep looking until you see what I see. It’s your homework assignment for the whole day (and the rest of your life).

Ugh. I really can’t handle this. Thank you, Boy Culture, for bringing this into our lives! We are forever indebted to you. Oh, and that picture of Ben with a puppy in his lap? It’s almost as good as this. Almost.

– Dewitt

6 thoughts on “This Picture of Ben Cohen’s Thighs Is EVERYTHING.

  1. Do they really have to highlight Big Ben’s crotch THAT much? He’s hot. I get it. Everyone on Earth gets it. Get back to taking pretty pictures instead of this kind of psuedo-porn money shot.

  2. I am into Ben, big time. I’ll stick my tongue in anywhere he wants for however long he wants.  I just would like to see some pictures of him being something besides a juicy piece of man meat.  The L’Enfant recreation he did with his baby daughter Isabelle a few years ago was hot, sexy, but not manwhore-y. Let’s see a little more of Big Ben in that light?

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