This Is Not A Dildo.

This eight-inch dick is made of dark chocolate, and I want to shove it in my mouth so hard. Also, as if that weren’t delicious enough, it’s filled to the brim with creamy fondant in a choice of flavors that includes fresh mint, Valencia oranges, Williams pear, Mozart liqeur, Cointreau or Irish coffee.

Fuck. My. Face. I want this inside me (in my belly). If you’re still curious—and I know you are—read more about this delicious treat at one of our fave sites, Grateful Grapefruit.

– Dewitt

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If you’re so inclined, buy an eight-inch dark chocolate cock here.

14 thoughts on “This Is Not A Dildo.

  1. Okay..had to bite(no pun intended)…$78(60 Euros) for a choco dick?…so I had to email the company to see if they ship to my state. LOL

  2. Tammy’s Top Tip For Girls – Just stick your cock up your boyfriend’s ass before he gets a chance to douche and you get the same result in double quick time , you also avoid all those calories and save yourself 80 dollars !

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