This Is How You Stage A Protest

Some awesome blossom young men took it upon themselves to make the fuck out during one of that creepy Rick Santorum guy’s bullshit hate rallies. Rick railed about how anal sex is evil, God hates you unless you’re white, hetero, and conservative, and secretly clenched his cheeks tighter around his buttplug in unspoken ecstasy. Enough.

The protesting guys yelled “mic check!” to get everyone’s attention. People began screaming like it was the end of the world as the beefy guy and his hairy hockey buddy pressed lips and pumped fists. The broad behind them thought it was a howl. Converted!

Did anyone else get freaked the fuck out when the crowd began chanting “USA” at them as they made their point and left? The fuck? What’s un-American about showing some brotherly love?

– J. Harvey

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13 thoughts on “This Is How You Stage A Protest

  1. Rick Santorum thinks about gay sex more than gay men think about gay sex!  Unfortunately, it is Politics 101 that, if you can’t get your opponent on substance, then trot out the gays, abortion, and guns.  And, yes, the “USA” chant made me ill.  

  2. I wonder if the crowd reaction would be the same at an Obama rally? I’m not conservative but it would be interesting. 

  3. Rick Santorum wants cock so bad it hurts, why doesn’t he just get it over with and come 0ut already, then he won’t have to hide behind that shit he makes up.

  4. i want throw that post into the sun… but i fear that won’t be enough. I will think about it and get back to you…

  5.   Question Put Mitt Romney & Rick Santorum  together and what do you get ?  Answer a 2 headed dildo  !

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