I am not a photogenic human being. I’m just not. There might be maybe three pictures of me in which I look any kind of presentable. My photographic visage normally has my features shrinking, so I look even more hydrocephalic than usual, my “pale Irish skin” downgrading itself to “corpse”, and my everyday turkey wattle brings along some friends. It’s never a pretty picture.
This is why I am so very jealous of guys like Notre Dame’s Cam McDaniel. The photo below is of him DURING A FOOTBALL GAME being YANKED INTO A DOGPILE and still looking like he’s being shot for Hollister. Where does he get off being able to do that? For fuck’s sake, I am searching for the Instagram filter called “barely human” to apply to my selfies and this sonovabitch is signing modeling contracts in the huddle. FUCK HIM.
– J. Harvey
Check out more pics of the very photogenic Cam McDaniel below:
To make it even worse, he’s straight. And engaged. FUCK HIM MORE!
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Don’t worry, J. Harvey, from the look of his fiancée, you know you’re getting better head on your worst day than he’s ever going to get the rest of his life.
That pic looks very posed. Where is his helmet? I know helmets can come off during a play but it doesn’t appear that way in this pic. Why is there no expression on his face if he’s being tackled? If you watch football you know that players tend to show it on their faces when being tackled. Why is the guy barely visible on the right just standing there? This guy hasn’t been tackled yet so he should be rushing in to grab him from the front. Plus he’s looking right at the camera. I’m guessing it’s a Sports Illustrated photo shoot for an article.
With all these mean judgmental bitches making snarky remarks based on looks, I unjderstand J. Harv, I feel the same way about me, but I say fuck em anyways. I have a feeling your quite cute, just a hunch
This was during a game last week. His helmet came off in the pileup.
He’s All-American Cute, but he looks sort of vacant/startled in every shot EXCEPT when he’s playing, which hey – it shows where his passion is at, but makes for some mannequin-esque moments outside of the game.
In all the others, he is All-american average, but in that FOOTBALL SHOT, OMG!!! That is an exceptional shot of a very attractive man playing football. Its all the aggression. I bet she only gives head until they are married, then its all over.Cam, I’ll be ready for you in 10 yrs, I love married men.
His finance is kinda not cute……what’s up with hot dudes with not so hot chicks?