These pictures of Zac Efron in a suit made me want to stretch his asshole wide open like Johnny Rapid, yell sweet nothings into his gaping anus and then gang-fuck him with ten of my best friends. Oy, please excuse my vulgarness! I’m new to this whole “finding Zac Efron insanely attractive” thing. There was a point, two years ago or so, when I realized I’d do him up the ass, but now my infatuation has reached an extreme level of “my dick needs to be inside this hot little fucker”.
If we’re being entirely honest, a few new-ish stills of Efron rocking tighty whities in The Paperboy have fueled my interest. I haven’t yet seen the movie (and probably never will), but these make it look like he spent the duration of the film parading around in briefs and showing the audience his lickable thighs, fuckable ass and mouth-watering bulge.
Ugh, I want to eat out his armpits while drilling him deep and making him squirm! This is something that I want to do!
While you might be thinking, “Big whoop! Get in line”, this development continues to perplex me. I wouldn’t have touched this kid with a ten-foot pole back in his High School Musical days. The five years since the third and final film have treated him well. Very well.
– Dewitt
Click through to see Zac in various states of undress:
And it couldn’t hurt to post these again…
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He has certainly turned into one hot little fucker. GET INSIDE ME NOW, ZAC!
Thank you.
He has certainly turned into one hot little fucker. GET INSIDE ME NOW, ZAC!
Thank you.
the movie is horrible…but Zac is beautiful for all of it….
They should just re-edit it to his scenes.
Also SPOILER – Matthew McConaghey plays gay in it
I agree that the movie is not good overall, but Nicole Kidman is absolutely brilliant as a sex-starved slattern.
She probably just thought about the time she was married to Tom Cruise.
He got a fine tush. I’d eat it then fuck it mercilessly as well.
The movie will polarize but any great piece of art will. I thought The Paperboy was one hot, beautiful but messy film with great performances all around. Except Macy Gray. Yes, I was impressed by the Efron-booty too but honestly, more impressed with his performance. Kidman once again took away my breath with her fearless portrayal as a woman who utterly hates herself but is so sexy doing it. While McConaghey is THE white boy you want nodding at you in the club. See it!!!
The movie will polarize but any great piece of art will. I thought The Paperboy was one hot, beautiful but messy film with great performances all around. Except Macy Gray. Yes, I was impressed by the Efron-booty too but honestly, more impressed with his performance. Kidman once again took away my breath with her fearless portrayal as a woman who utterly hates herself but is so sexy doing it. While McConaghey is THE white boy you want nodding at you in the club. See it!!!
The movie will polarize but any great piece of art will. I thought The Paperboy was one hot, beautiful but messy film with great performances all around. Except Macy Gray. Yes, I was impressed by the Efron-booty too but honestly, more impressed with his performance. Kidman once again took away my breath with her fearless portrayal as a woman who utterly hates herself but is so sexy doing it. While McConaghey is THE white boy you want nodding at you in the club. See it!!!
And I just realized who Zac Efron reminded me of: Martin Sheen. Hot!
can you imagine zachary as a scruffy muscle bear??
:: swoons ::
(then charlie harding and zach can have a go at each other, and make me never able to keep a pair of my undies clean again!)
can you imagine zachary as a scruffy muscle bear??
:: swoons ::
(then charlie harding and zach can have a go at each other, and make me never able to keep a pair of my undies clean again!)
Zac Effron is a stud. I’ve liked him ever since he was in Summerland…he was a cute kid back then too (it’s not creepy, we were both the same age haha). But now he’s incredibly dreamy and manly. Mm mm