Things I Need: Hot Gay Sex With Zac Efron

These pictures of Zac Efron in a suit made me want to stretch his asshole wide open like Johnny Rapid, yell sweet nothings into his gaping anus and then gang-fuck him with ten of my best friends. Oy, please excuse my vulgarness! I’m new to this whole “finding Zac Efron insanely attractive” thing. There was a point, two years ago or so, when I realized I’d do him up the ass, but now my infatuation has reached an extreme level of “my dick needs to be inside this hot little fucker”.

If we’re being entirely honest, a few new-ish stills of Efron rocking tighty whities in The Paperboy have fueled my interest. I haven’t yet seen the movie (and probably never will), but these make it look like he spent the duration of the film parading around in briefs and showing the audience his lickable thighs, fuckable ass and mouth-watering bulge.

Ugh, I want to eat out his armpits while drilling him deep and making him squirm! This is something that I want to do!

While you might be thinking, “Big whoop! Get in line”, this development continues to perplex me. I wouldn’t have touched this kid with a ten-foot pole back in his High School Musical days. The five years since the third and final film have treated him well. Very well.

– Dewitt

Click through to see Zac in various states of undress:

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

And it couldn’t hurt to post these again…

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

Sexy Zac Efron

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