OH, ya’ll didn’t think quintuple-penetration was possible, now DID you? Well Ms. Boulangerié Knowles is here to help you get right with your life and RECOGNIZE that some of us actually know how to take a DICK! For those of you keeping score at home, I’ve been triple-penetrated by the Jonas Brothers, dick-bounced by Big Dipper, gang FUCKED by The Backstreet Boys and bukkake’d like a motherfuckin’ SLUT by One Direction. (Still working on those hot pieces of DICK from Mumford & Sons, though!)
So, GURL, here’s what happened next! One of those hot bitches from The Wanted was getting his TAINT waxed at a salon owned by my cousin’s hairdresser’s cousin Pâtisserié Rowland‘s hairdresser cousin, Menagerié Williams. He got feisty as FUCK trying to touch her booty, so she kicked his ass OUT and threw my business card in his face.
Later that night, he hit up my e-mail WETcoochieSYMPHONY69@yahoo.com like a horny bitch asking if he could CUM over and bring a few of his friends. I told him it was alright, and before I knew it, I was stuffed DEEP with five big DICKS while they sang some #YOLO anthem about owning the night when they SHOULD have been singing about owning my ASS!
YES, HONEY! I GOT THOSE DICKS.
Watch some dumb video and see a dramatic reenactment of their CUM SHOTS below:
Siva Kaneswaran:
Nathan Sykes:
Tom Parker:
#YOLO:
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OMG, those gifs. Now how can I make those my screen saver? I think my cock is about to rip though my pants. Damn. Thanks, Boulangerié Knowles.
Where in the hell can I find Max George. I would very much like to be in that shower with him!
I liked their dance oriented music (Chasing The Sun, Glad You Came). This song just sounds like a Fun rip-off.
Glad you came. I get it.
Who is the guy is the last gif? He’s gorgeous!