There are no dick pics on today’s edition of The Ten. Yes, you read that right! There are no dick pics on our countdown of the Sexiest Men of The Moment. Why would we ever commit such a horrible act? Well, we thought we’d shake things up thematically, considering it was no longer interesting to use the headline “Quinn Christopher Jaxon Tops The Charts For The Billionth Time In A Row”.
As an added bonus, nobody can complain that the guy with the biggest dick won…
Speaking of dicks, we encourage you to wave your schlongs solemnly to this week’s beautiful, beautiful rejects—Matthieu Charneau, Marshall, Harrison, Sergi Constance and Andrew Ley. These five competitors failed to gain enough votes to stay on the charts, so we had to send them packing. ::insert sad emoticon::
For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works. Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these guys, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).
To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.
Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!
– Dewitt
To view this week’s rankings and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
In the grand tradition of ten words or less…
1. QUINN CHRISTOPHER JAXON (LW – 1, W8): Sorry, but we never said there wouldn’t be any butts!
2. HARIJS BROZA (LW – 7, W2): Please hold jokes about “sailors” and “seamen” until the conclusion.
3. ROGER MONSSORES (LW – 5, W4): Sex on the beach! Just add your penis inside him.
4. JOHN CREIGHTON (LW – 9, W2): He’s fucking you with his eyes. Just submit to him.
5. JONATHAN PELISSIE (LW – 2, W6): Did they Photoshop his dick out of this pic? Boooooooo!
6. JERRY CONRAD (DEBUT): Hairy or smooth? Thankfully, you can have him both ways.
7. JULIUS JOHNSON (DEBUT): Don’t lie. You wish you were that melon right now.
8. GORAN (DEBUT): Want to go for a swim with Goran? Hop in!
9. KELAN (DEBUT): In case you were wondering where those muscles came from.
10. PADDY O’BRIAN (RETURN): Damn, it hurts us to not post his dick pics…
Paddy O’Brian & Julius Johnson for me!
The only problem is if I had them side by side I can not figure out who’s ass I would eat first till they beg me to stop!
Um would a guy actually beg you to stop eating their ass?
i’ll never forget when kelan was featured in a solo feature on this blog a little while back. you really should click on the link and check him out, if you haven’t already. the pictured featured in this post is good but it doesn’t even come close to highlighting his awesomeness.
John C and Paddy O, please!!!
how am i suppose to pick 2 hahahahaha.
Julius and Jonathan
i nearly abstained from voting due to what I’ll call the Charneau debacle.
…I’m forlorn (and I voted for him from like 6 different computers)
but Pelessie was a fair enough rebound then Goran and Casey made me flip a coin…Goran called it though.
for those interested in the score board proceedings of my selection process. … 😛
i am gonna vote for paddy just because those pants are sick…. and no i am not kidding
You are not the only one who laments the Charneau debacle!
I’m still crying on the inside.
two???? how the fuck are you supposed to vote for two????? damn….
So nice not to have dick pics today!! Something for the imagenation now!! Thinking of what it would look like. Makes it just more intresting and fair to see who will get the votes on the bodies and faces and not just their dicks!!
MH. Thnaks for the top ten every week. One of my favourites. Question? It’s nice looking and voting for the stars, porn stars, sport star, MOSTLY all the stars of the galaxy. What about the part forgotten stars? Would you consider a Top Ten : Men off the street? Just ordinary John Doe’s who send pics off them and you guys choose the 10 and start a competion like that? We vote and just see who is the John Doe top men? Would be nice having unknown faces and just to see what the world have to offer for us down to earth john doe’s who will be reachable on not on a star peddastel that is unreachable.
Ps, should read thanks and not thnaks!! *blush*
Imagination running riot here! It’s that ass & cum to bed look on ” Quinn ” that speaks volumes! & ” one look at ” Jonathan P’s ” eyes is enough to offer up my hoop for him anyday!
It is a nice change to not see male model pics showing dick all the time..
no not matthieu noooo!!! D: D: D: D: D: D:
Rest assured, he’ll be back at some point. If we can bring Paul Wagner back 9,000,000 times, we can bring back Matthieu Charneau for a third round.
It probably really is only fair not to show cock for the voting here because we are allegedly voting for the “sexiest” man and that shouldn’t be based upon his cock. In my mind, Quinn wins there too. Just look at that sexy ass…I mean face.
The jury is out on that one…..early polls suggest no….no a guy wouldn’t.
LOL it is easy which one can make your dick semi hard the easiest imagining being with them! “WINK”
Exactly! That’s why those two got my vote.