The Ten: Sorry, But My Stupid Butt Isn’t Better Than Roman Dawidoff’s Chiseled Body!

“I nominate Dewitt for The Ten!” This is something you suggested last week. My instinct was to brush off the request no matter how many people presented it, and then the sentiment was echoed over and over again in my Manhunt messages. I’m not delusional enough to believe I’m in the same league as our top five contestants Roman Dawidoff, Matt Bomer, Bodik Rigor, Sean Zevran or Austin Wolf.

Hell, despite my ability to somehow fool a small group of you into thinking I’m an “entertaining writer”, I’m fairly certain I don’t even come close to being in the same league as last week’s rejected contestants Darius FerdynandAaron Bruiser, Adrian Hart and Benn Robinson. I’d also laugh at the prospect that anyone would find me more attractive than Guy Gulotta. Hahahahaha! This is me laughing, because you people are fucking insane.

And I’m fucking insane for indulging your requests! As crazy as it might seem, my stupid butt will be joining Bravo Delta, Ricky Decker, Francois Angoston and Alex Marte on today’s charts. I fully expect to lose. This has less to do with my self-esteem, more to do with my inexplicable decision to use a blurry jockstrap shot when most of you have shown preference for another butt shot on my profile. You know, the one where my legs are spread on the floor? That one. If you’re a paying member of Manhunt I’d be glad to show it to you some time.

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers. (That would be us.)

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

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Roman Dawidoff

1. ROMAN DAWIDOFF (LW – 1, W7): This flawless muscle god reigns victorious for sixth consecutive week.

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Matt Bomer half naked

2. MATT BOMER (LW – 6, W2): As seen naked in The Normal Heart and Magic Mike.

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Bodik Rigor

3. BODIK RIGOR (LW – 9, W2): A gay porn newcomer with mouthwatering, especially hairy butt cheeks.

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Sean Zevran

4. SEAN ZEVRAN (LW – 3, W4): Signed to a new studio and looking better than ever.

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Austin Wolf

5. AUSTIN WOLF (LW – 2, W8): Extraordinarily talented, dominant top who’s available for an hourly rate.

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Bravo Delta

6. BRAVO DELTA (RETURN): The hung, hairy performer got kinkier than ever last week.

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Ricky Decker

7. RICKY DECKER (DEBUT): You guys selected him as Landon Conrad‘s best bottom boy.

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FRANCOIS ANGOSTON

8. FRANCOIS ANGOSTON (DEBUT): Outstanding physique and a smile that could easily stop traffic.

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ALEX MARTE

9. ALEX MARTE (RETURN): A beefy bodybuilder who’s been known to give and receive.

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Dewitt

10. MY STUPID BUTT (DEBUT): You requested this. Can’t wait to come in last place!

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