The Ten: Sexiest Men In Ten Words or Less

Dewitt is going on a vacation. This is much needed, since it’s come to the point where he’s talking in third person. Even though he’s scheduled a few posts (so you don’t miss him too much), he admits that he didn’t have the patience to write thorough descriptions for each contestant of The Ten. Therefore, he did it all in ten words or less. Poetic or lazy? You be the judge.

Speaking of judgment, you were quick to cast out competitors such as John Esposito, Sean Sullivan, Rashid Mohamad and Liev. Along with chart retiree Ryan Stack, we had to let them go this week. Sad face!

So how does this game work? We’re glad that you asked! Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these studs, and only the five with the greatest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of hotties selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite guys, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

To view this week’s rankings and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

1. BENJAMIN GODFRE (LW – 1, W3): Handsome fucker. Amazing abs, nice dick. Move that effing hoodie.

2. BEN BROWN (LW – 2, W4): Rock solid dick. Awesome at taking it up the ass.

3. JEREMY ROWBACK (LW – 3, W3): Who knew you did gay porn? Love your taint… Hard.

4. IAN NELSON FOSTER (LW – 9, W2): Countdown noob. Insert joke about tackling and locker room sex.

5. CHUCK RYAN STROGISH (LW – 5, W5): You just got ten times hotter with a shaved head.

6. TIM BAIRD (DEBUT): Sex on a beach without the hangover or gross taste.

7. TOM THE CARPENTER (DEBUT): Everyday man who’s good with his hands. Get. In. Me.

8. KENZIE ROTH (DEBUT): Goofy shot, but he’s very attractive in a twinky way.

9. SAMI ALLIOT (DEBUT): Why are you wearing a bathing suit? Take it off.

10. RUSTY (DEBUT): Those balls are magnificent and heavenly, you dirty cum slut.




17 thoughts on “The Ten: Sexiest Men In Ten Words or Less

  1. OMG, that fabulous sack alone puts him number 1, then add in that fuzzy ass and he goes into the Hall of Fame.

  2. I want to bury my nose in Jeremy Rowback’s pubes!  Not sure how I’m going to deepthroat that fat juicy cock, but going to have fun or die trying!

  3. OOO….you should have picked another picture for tom the carpenter….. hes actually pretty decent looking

  4. Did anybody actually count every word under the subtitle? Poetic anyhow kenzi and sami got my votes

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