The Ten: Rocky LaBarre Owns Your Butt Hole

The title of this post may not be entirely true, but it might as well be after last week’s round of The Ten! Our dear friend Rocky LaBarre moved into the top position on our countdown of the sexiest men, making this one of the most surprising wins since Olympic gold medalist Steve Holcomb. It just goes to show you that you should never underestimate a beefy man with some hair on his chest!

Five of our contestants weren’t as lucky as Mr. LaBarre. Argentinian porn star D.O. received the biggest blow (no pun intended), falling from second to seventh place. Obviously, he didn’t receive enough votes to stay in the competition, and he’s joined in the loser’s circle by Jack Mackenroth, Derek Richardson, Blake Autry and Brad Star.

So how does this game work? I’m glad that you asked! Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these studs, and only the five with the greatest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of hotties selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite guys, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

To view this week’s rankings and vote, follow the JUMP:

1. ROCKY LABARRE (LW – 5, W3): We’re pretty impressed by Rocky’s campaign for the number one spot. His fans came out in full force to vote for him, and it’s really nice to see him on top. Now we just need to work on getting him on top of us… Of course, we might be tempted to flip the script and work his hairy hole. Word on the street? He’s a little versatile.

2. AJ PACK (LW – 1, W4): Somebody’s bound to complain we’re giving AJ Pack an unfair advantage. Well, get over it! When we laid our eyes on this sexy collage, we couldn’t help using it for this week’s competition. Can you believe this boy is only nineteen years old?

3. TODD SANFIELD (LW – 4, W5): We were convinced Todd Sanfield would sweep the charts for nine weeks in a row, but his path has been a lot rockier than we imagined. Kind of like his rock hard abs. Or the thought of his rock hard cock slamming against the back of your throat. Not that we’re trying to turn you on or anything…

4. GREGORY VERDOES (LW – 3, W8): You can’t seem to make up your mind about Gregory Verdoes and Todd Sanfield. They’ve been flipping back and forth for a while, and this week has Gregory on the bottom. Speaking of the bottom, have you seen this picture?

5. DANIEL GAROFALI (LW – 10, W2): In this photo shoot with Rick Day, our number five hunk Daniel Garofali wanted to make one thing explicitly clear–his penis is Australian. Do you think it speaks with a cute accent? While a part of us kind of hopes so, the other part is scared of talking penises.

6. ROBERT GONZALEZ (DEBUT): Was it a good idea to use this picture of Robert Gonzalez from the cover of BEAR magazine? We’re still on the fence. His (we think) boyfriend Heath Jordan had a good run on our charts, so we have high hopes for him.

7. CHASE HOSTLER (DEBUT): We obviously made a mistake by including Brad Star on last week‘s countdown instead of Chase Hostler. Between your enthusiastic comments and all the “likes” on Facebook, there’s no denying that this guy is popular. But will he receive enough votes to stay in the mix? Stay tuned in to find out!

8. ROBERT LAZENBY (DEBUT): Look at that adorable face! Once you’re done doing that, look at this fuckable ass! Feel free to go back and forth between the two, until you eventually decide to vote a million times for Robert Lazenby. All the cool kids are doing it.

9. BRANDON D. PARKER (DEBUT): Rapper Trina once claimed that Sisqo wrote the “Thong Song” when he saw her ass in a thong. We’re pretty sure this is the biggest lie in the world. Obviously, Sisqo got his inspiration from Brandon D. Parker. Even though we’ve never seen him in a thong, that booty is more magical than Professor Albus Dumbledore.

10. LUCAS GABO (DEBUT): We toyed with the idea of choosing someone “prettier” or more boyish for the final position. Then our minds kept going back to Lucas Gabo’s huge uncut cock, as well as your pleas to include him on this week’s rankings. Yeah, this really wasn’t a tough decision. Screw pretty boys! We’re going for the rugged muscle man with fur.

Choose UP TO TWO men who should move on to next week’s edition of The Ten.survey software

72 thoughts on “The Ten: Rocky LaBarre Owns Your Butt Hole

  1. Come on, guys, let’s see some Robert Lazenby love! May I refer you back to his “going commando” see-through wet rugby shorts photo? You’re welcome.

  2. My loyalties lie with Todd and Gregory. Such a travesty they aren’t at the top. And speaking of travesties: D.O. being eliminated?!?! What the heck!?! Sheesh! I’ll keep my list of travesties to that. But there are a couple more.

  3. Rocky can, lift his arm to stretch out his torso and, suck in his gut all he wants but, he still doens’t come close to ANY of the others :-)lol

    What a joke FOTFLOL

  4. I would vote for little Woody but he’s old and scrawny and lets face it… he’d only get 2 votes and THAT would be ebarrassing. Esp after the stunning ROCKY won the TOP 10!
    (I’m picturing Woody sleeping in a twin bed in the same room he grew up in… his parents furniture still in place… old dusty B/W pictures on the mantle…)

  5. I would just like to thank everyone who voted for me and tweeted about me… NOONE ismore suprised by my win than I was! — I was happy to get into the Top 5! But to be voted #1 is truly both flattering and humbling.
    Thanks again everybody!

  6. Guys, don’t hate on Woody.
    He’s obviously damaged.
    Some people are sicker than others and in the end:
    Does what he say really matter?

  7. Guys, don’t hate on Woody.
    He’s obviously damaged.
    Some people are sicker than others and in the end:
    Does what he say really matter?

  8. AJ is just OK. I’m confused as to why he made it to the top 5 much less to @1 4x in a row.
    I’m not hating… he’s OK but LOOK at the other guys he’s been up against!
    He has a pleasant face, a nice cock, an OK/ skinny body but he shaves his stomach then leaves hair on his sunken chest…
    Baffling.

  9. I’m not the one commenting/bragging on myself here, lol
    I don’t see any of the other contestants doing that.
    You had the nerve to call yourself a “bodybuilder” last week, LOL
    And, you’ve resorted to name-calling, Very immature, LOL
    I’d love to see you in a few years so, I can say “I told you so” but, that would be a waste of the precious times of my life 😉
    So, For the record, “Everyone & Everything Matters” so, your comment “Does what he say(?) really matter” shows just how unwise & arrogant you really are.
    How sadly pathetic some people are in this world. :-(lol
    I only wish, you and, people like you, the best 😉
    Good-bye :-)lol

  10. Wow… I asked if you could be more weird… and you can!
    Loser. (Weird little smiley faces too. Creeper!)

  11. all hail the name of Robert! Robert Lazenby so hot love his cute face and that butt is such a masterpiece i voted for him and Robert Gonzalez is the type of guy i want as a poster in my room

  12. Heys guys, I found a way to enjoy Woody’s posts: pound a shot for every misused punctuation mark, creepy emoticon, misspelling, and LOL.

    If you’re still alive, drink more for everything he says that just doesn’t make any sense at all.

  13. AJ all the way. He just doesn’t seem to be able to make a bad picture. I wish he’d show more (or you’d post more pics of) his beautiful cock. Now where is my spoon so that I can eat him?!

  14. LOL, great suggestion John! And Practically Perfect; your comments were priceless – still having a chuckle to myself ……

  15. Sorry buddy, that was perfect English in my previous post. And I got in three shots just off a couple words of yours. Keep it up, man, I’m trying to get crunk today!

  16. How is Robert Gonzales pretty much tied for last? My tastes must be way off from other people on here, he’s hands down the hottest guy I’ve seen in a long time.

  17. You must be looking at the wrong guy! There are 4 bad pictures of AJ this week. Who votes for him?? Go Lucas, Robert and even Rocky!

  18. What ever happened to Milan Gamiani? He’s fine, sexy, and have a nice packaged. Is Milan Gamiani still doing porn and is he alive? There was a rumor, he was in prison.

  19. I really mean this kindly, so don’t take this as a snide remark. How is his chest sunken? That’s a beautiful chest! Would lick it and kiss it til my lips were chapped!

  20. I’ve seen Woody and you are not even in the same stratosphere. One could only dream of looking as nice as Woody. ‘Course, you do find Rocky stunning…….. That’s why you are only “Practically perfect” instead of Perfect! Your vision is all messed up! Ok! Ok! I’m just teasing. But lay off of Woody. He’s a really nice guy.
    Btw, it’s “eMbarrassing”, not “ebarrassing”. Spellcheck! 🙂

  21. I can imagine the person that “liked” this was Rocky. LOL Woody is not a loser. The mere fact that you have to resort to name calling makes YOU one tho. You can quit defending Rocky. I’m sure he’s not going to sleep with you.

  22. I can imagine the person that “liked” this was Rocky. LOL Woody is not a loser. The mere fact that you have to resort to name calling makes YOU one tho. You can quit defending Rocky. I’m sure he’s not going to sleep with you.

  23. Please, Saint, don’t make this a racial thing again. We’ve finally gotten away from it. Let’s keep it that way. And I really do say that kindly. I’ve begun to like your posts and I’d really like to keep it that way.

  24. Even if the Woodpecker was passable, his freakish demeanor would repel anyone! Those odd “LOL’s” after every post aong with the “(?)”… The inappropriate smiley faces…

    I notice that his most obvious character flaws are the things he accuses others of being ie. immature, juvenile, student of the Machevellian, “you don’t make sense”, unwise, arrogant etc etc etc….
    I get that he’s your friend but the casual observer can see that EVERY SINGLE ONE of those comments applies to him in GLORIOUS Technicolor!

    So when he calls people old or “not aging well”, or fat… I feel VERY comfortable assuming that HE is all of those things.

    Lets all just agree that he’s a Manhunt Daily Troll and move on.

  25. I agree. You’re damaged.
    Damaged, sadly pathetic, unwise arrogant…& basically clueless.
    Face it, you’re a bitter old queen that nobody wants.

  26. Not at all. But when I know that statements being made about someone aren’t true, I’m going to say so. And these statements aren’t true. Now, you may choose to believe a lie, or realize the truth. I would lay money on which way you are going to go, and I’m not a betting man.

  27. Face it. He’s in a perfectly happy relationship! Not with me, but a very handsome man. You really should stop and consider what it is you are going to say before posting. You are so easily disproved!

  28. No. Let’s not all agree that he is a Manhunt Daily Troll (whatever that is). And could it be that he posts those “odd” “LOL’s” after every post because he doesn’t take this so seriously as you do?!
    As far as the “not aging well”, or fat, You shouldn’t feel comfortable assuming that HE is all of those things! You do know what they say about the word “assume”! Makes an ass out of you! Not me. Woody IS aging much better than anyone could hope to age! A very nice looking man!
    Ok, Woody. I’ve enjoyed helping you out! I’m going to take a rest now. PLEASE argue with someone who at least has a sense of humor next time! LOL

  29. His upper chest is undeveloped. His lower chest is somewhat full but his upper chest is concave. copy his chest pic and enlarge it. It looks like he does light sets of decline bench press. Look at how his collar bone protrudes over the hollow chest.

    This is just about what we see. He could be a nice guy but the chest truly is less than flat… looks are what this contest is about, isn’t it?

  30. So if one “says” something then it’s proof?? Nobody but you sticks up for Woody.
    I “say” you ARE Woody.
    (According to your logic this makes it so.)

  31. I noticed that when Woody TWICE said hateful things about Rocky; you kept your mouth shut.

    ToddM = No credibility.

  32. I don’t respond to Woody on here because I talk to him personally. I don’t have to converse with him on here. PracticallyPerfect = being a jerk. And also PracticallyPerfect = WRONG on me being Woody!
    Here’s one for you: ToddM = too mature for this kind of idiotic conversation. Goodbye!

  33. Yep! Looks ARE what this is about. I agree. I guess the old addage is true: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I do appreciate your kind response, CaliGuy!

  34. Perfectly happy people don’t rant like Uncle Fester.

    -I can say with the utmost respect and compassion that there are damaged, damaged people out there and some of them hang around websites taking their frustration out on pornstars, movie stars, atheletes…

    Woody probably envies Rocky which is why he’s so nasty to him…
    He probably wishes he could be him. Why else would he lash out?
    Simple logic.

    -I believe Woody is one of those broken, damaged people who needs help.

    Maybe you could suggest counseling for him. There are meds to combat depression and anxiety.
    Why don’t you have a talk with him off line?

  35. Incoherent and weirder still!
    Do you actually know the purpose of a parenthesis, question marks and commas?
    (That was rhetorical.)

  36. Bitch you bragged about your skinny ass body last week. 520 years old and still talking like a grade school girl!

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