The Ten: A Good Week For The Hardcore “Forn Stars”

Now that Seth Fornea has officially earned the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, we need to decide once and for all what to call his loyal fans and followers. Does “Forn Stars” work? We’re still really into “Fornea-cators”, but it doesn’t quite roll off the tongue in the same way… So let’s put this to a vote!

Oh, right! And we suppose you should also vote in today’s regular poll. This week, we’re retiring go-go superstar Quinn Christopher Jaxon and waving goodbye to his fellow contenders Goran, John Creighton, Ryan Tongia, Astroboi Selaby and Johnny Rapid. The latter five failed to gain enough support on the countdown, so we’re left with no choice but to send them packing. How very sad!

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works. Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these guys, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

To view this week’s rankings and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

1. SETH FORNEA (LW – 6, W2): You wish you were that carrot. More here and here.

2. QUINN CHRISTOPHER JAXON (LW – 1, W10, RETIRED): Sashay away, Quinn Christopher Jaxon! We’ll miss you so much.

3. PADDY O’BRIAN (LW – 4, W3): Most recently spotted fucking everyone in the whole damn universe.

4. JONATHAN PELISSIE (LW – 2, W8): He’s still here, and he still has a great butt.

5. TAYLOR (LW – 7, W2): We found a new picture of Taylor! It’s pretty great.

6. JONATHAN HORTON (DEBUT): Fuck yeah! You know what they say about gymnasts, right?

7. CESAR CURTI (DEBUT): Let him play a song for you! With his penis.

8. DARIUS (DEBUT): Chaos Men’s resident scruffy bottom bitch. Can he ever lose?

9. NICCO SKY (RETURN): Those beautiful, impeccably smooth cheeks. They slay me every time.

10. BRAVO DELTA (DEBUT): The fuzzy “xTube sensation” posed for a gay porn site.



 

430 thoughts on “The Ten: A Good Week For The Hardcore “Forn Stars”

  1. Why can we still vote for Quinn if he’s retired?  Shouldn’t his name be deleted from the poll?

  2. Ha! I had a ginger fan page on Facebook called Ginger Snaps until the bastards took it down. I love it for ginger guys or ginger lovers, but it’s too generic for Seth Fornea, whose followers deserve their own nickname.

    Also, if QuinnCJ is retired, why can we still vote for him? Not that I mind as he’s hella hot, but he should be off the list if them’s the rules.

  3. Ok yes, I want to get fucked by Seth Fornea. Or any redhead really, because they’re the only demographic who hasn’t fucked me yet. But seeing him holding carrots reminds me of Betty White making ‘I’m old’ jokes.

  4. Unfortunately, none of the new crew is anywhere near the quality of the ones you are letting go.  (Of course, some folks are into over-pumped, over-inked faux athletes Takes all kinds, I guess.)

  5. Seth is my favorite Ginger ever and if you ever met him you would understand he is more than just another hot Ginger Redheads are my biggest weakness

  6. If that pic of Quinn Christopher Jaxon had been used last week, I don’t think he would have ended up second. I accuse Dewitt of willful manipulation to finagle Fornea to the fore!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.