The Suite Life On Dick: Dylan Sprouse’s Nude Pics

Dylan Sprouse and his twin brother Cole are former tween heartthrobs who ruled the Disney Channel with an iron shag haircut for most of the aughts. As happens with most Disney child stars, half of them have fallen from grace! Dylan is now 21, and a student in NYC. Someone on Tumblr posted some partially nude pics he sexted. And might I type – not bad! Judging by the outline and what we can make out in his hand, Dylan’s got quite the dick.

What’s refreshing about the pics getting out is Dylan’s recent Tumblr post about them. He’s basically “yeah, and”? He sexted em’ cuz’ he thought he looked hot. Correct!

“First off, I will state that the reason I’m making light of the situation is because I don’t think what I did was wrong. To be blunt, I was proud of my progress in the gym, thought I looked hot, and wanted to share it. I’m of the mindset that whoever you are, if you are proud of your body and want to show it off, so be it! You do you. There is an odd taboo with the human form (especially in the USA) and I don’t particularly think its a good thing to teach people that you should ‘hide yourself’ as something incredibly sacred. Blah blah blah, that’s a medieval notion.”

He also added that he feels that all he did wrong was sending them to the wrong person. Well, not that wrong. We got to see them.

(By the way, The Suite Life On Dick is totally ©Dewitt.)

– J. Harvey

Check out Dylan’s pics below: