The Shake Weight Is The Best Fitness Tool Ever

Say hello to the Shake Weight, a new fitness tool targeted towards women that strengthens the upper body. By the looks of it, it was designed by some straight dudes who wanted to subliminally promote handjobs. Six minutes a day? Seriously? If that's all it takes, we should be looking like bodybuilders right about now. Guess we'll just have to work out harder.

– Dewitt

4 thoughts on “The Shake Weight Is The Best Fitness Tool Ever

  1. why is this only for girls?
    they could market it to gay dudes too… unless there’s a physiological reason why it won’t work for guys… i’d understand why psychologically a straight man would have issues with one of these

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