The Only Award Show That Matters

Jiz at the 40th Annual Porn Awards

The Oscar nominations were announced this morning! I would be more excited about this if, within the past year, I saw any films beyond Beasts of The Southern WildDamsels In Distress and Men In The Sand… Only one of those movies will be up for an Academy Award. I’ll let you take a guess (and, no, Kyle King‘s mustache was not nominated for “Best Supporting Actor”).

In other news? Manhunt might have won a Cybersocket Web Award for the seventh consecutive year last night! This almost makes up for the fact that Manhunt Daily will never win the “Best Porn Blog” category, which is okay, because we guess sites like Queerclick are pretty alright… Congratulations to all the winners, including but not limited to Austin Wilde, Derek Parker, Dean Monroe, Randy Blue, Men At Play, Cocky Boys, NakedSword and MEN.com.

Now, without further ado, I bring you the only award show that matters in the long haul! Here’s beloved internet star Jiz at the 40th Annual Porn Awards, competing against Sigourney Weaver, Meryl Streep and Bea Arthur for the “Best Up The Butt Actress” award.

– Dewitt

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