The Olympics May Be Gone, But Pics Of Tom Daley’s Bare Buttcheeks Are Forever

Awww, puppy!

They came and went so quickly! And I’m not talking about the threesome I had last night. The 2012 London Games are officially history. The closing ceremonies were held last night and featured fantastic spectacle (the Spice Girls, shut up and zigga zig ah) and annoying time-wasters (Russell Brand needs to exit stage left with his never-going-to -be-Gene-Wilder-or-John-Lennon ass). Despite being loud, gaudy and probably draining all of London’s electrical power, I still couldn’t help but be distracted over the fact that the athletes were over and out. No more wrestling in spandex. No more diving in spandex. No more jumping hurdles in spandex. No more boners in spandex. No more spandex. I might have a spandex fetish.

As a keepsake of our time with London, please enjoy these pics of spunky Olympian Tom Daley having an underwater Speedo malfunction.

– J. Harvey

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312 thoughts on “The Olympics May Be Gone, But Pics Of Tom Daley’s Bare Buttcheeks Are Forever

  1. What about shots of the real hottie, and American gold medal winner, David Boudia! Or the bulge of fellow American Nick McCrory

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