The Night I Jerked Off To Paige Michalchuk’s Rapist

Shawn Roberts shirtless fashion spread

To explain the title, Shawn Roberts is an actor who played the role of Dean Walton on the Canadian drama Degrassi: The Next Generation. His character rapes an underage girl and gets away with it, which might explain why I feel ultra inappropriate that, ten years later, he has grown up to become the absurdly attractive man you see in these images.

Normal people who don’t follow Canadian teen dramas might recognize Shawn from his role as Albert Wesker in the Resident Evil franchise. As far as I know, he doesn’t rape anyone in that series, so you can feel less guilty dreaming about his jizz on your face.

Also, should I be ashamed that this is my second Degrassi reference of the week? I blame you! And you know who you are…

– Dewitt

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Shawn Roberts shirtless fashion spread

Shawn Roberts shirtless fashion spread

Shawn Roberts shirtless fashion spread

Shawn Roberts shirtless fashion spread

Shawn Roberts shirtless fashion spread

16 thoughts on “The Night I Jerked Off To Paige Michalchuk’s Rapist

  1. Oh yeah, looooooove Shawn Roberts. He’s got an ass that just won’t quit and he needs to show it off more often (See: Black Rain, where he also kisses a guy.)

  2. Can’t tell if I’m more turned on by the last pic or the Degrassi reference.

    Kidding! I’ll always take a chest full of hair over any series that includes Drake in a wheelchair (excuse me if that was before ‘the next generation’)

  3. Can’t tell if I’m more turned on by the last pic or the Degrassi reference.

    Kidding! I’ll always take a chest full of hair over any series that includes Drake in a wheelchair (excuse me if that was before ‘the next generation’)

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