Allow me to worship at the feet of Male Fitness Models and photographer Rob Kristian for providing the world with these pics of model Jamie Dominic. It’s pics like these that called attention to a problem Dewitt and I have been having. We need more words for “hot!” We post almost 40 times a week, and the majority of those posts feature male models, gay porn performers, and celebrity guys with one thing in common – HOTNESS. But god, is that word beat or what? Unfortunately, there’s not a multitude of synonyms for using “hot” to describe male beauty. Handsome, sexy, cute, adorable, lickable, fuckable – we’ve exhausted them all.
So we decided to turn to our followers on Facebook and Twitter and ask them for words they use to express hotness that don’t include that first syllable. We also promised a prize to the one we liked the best!
Read on see the whole list, and to find out who won! (And for more pics of Jamie Dominic. He’s hot. See that? “Hot” needs to be killed with fire! Maybe we could just use the term “Jamie Dominic-esque” from now on.)
– J. Harvey
Synonyms For “Hot”
Porn Star Yummy
Fetch [Ed. note – Stop trying to make “fetch” work, Gretchen.]
And the winner is…….. “Papaballs!” This one cracked us up, but was also strangely apt in describing a guy we want to fuck. Facebook fan Mark Jason Genit Dimzon – you have won a free month of Unlimited Membership on Manhunt for that one! Claim your prize by e-mailing firstname.lastname@example.org. Also, if you’re totes papaballs, please send us a naked pics. Thanks!