The “Magic Mike” Trailer: Now With Ass!

I know, it’s actually starting to get annoying how Magic Mike is just turning into a big ole’ tease. You know what’s going to happen, right? There’s not going to be any dick. We’ll see plenty of cheeks, BUT NO DICK. The movie industry is the worst. I feel like I’ve already seen the whole movie anyways. But I’m still going to pay for a ticket in hopes of dick and go and it will be totally dick-free and I will also see a trailer for the remake of The Fugitive or something and I will leave enraged.

My rage was eased, however, by all the bare booty and thonged buttcheeks in this new trailer for the flick. Channing Tatum’s ass has that effect on people. This boner I have right now is very calming.

– J. Harvey

To watch the naughty version of the Magic Mike trailer, Follow the JUMP: