The Locker Room: Troy Dumais

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One of the convenient things about writing the “Locker Room” post is that someone always chooses the next guy we blog about in the comments on the previous one. Inevitably, someone’s like “Dewitt, you suck cuz’ [name of athlete who is supposedly so much hotter than the guy we posted about] has a bigger dick than [the guy we blogged about]!” WAH, but thank you. First off, do you skimming bitches ever read who actually writes this shit? I work here too! Secondly, good – now I don’t have to scour the web for a sexy athlete.

A few of you were all about Troy Dumais’ bulge in last week’s David Boudia entry. Fine by me! Here’s some shots of his package.  I should probably note that Troy is a diver for the US Olympics team and won the bronze in London this summer. On to the bulge!

Oh, and thank you. You guys were spot-on about Troy.

– J. Harvey

For more shots of Troy, Follow the BREAK:

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CO-BLOGGER’S NOTE: Hi guys! Dewitt here. I wouldn’t normally hijack J. Harvey‘s post, but I felt the need to add the following images of Troy Dumais.

Troy Dumais bulge

Troy Dumais bulge

Troy Dumais bulge

Troy Dumais bulge

Troy Dumais bulge

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1,651 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Troy Dumais

  1. Thank you for posting about Troy Dumais! I’ve been hot for this guy for the last few Olympics and was so happy he finally won a medal on his fourth try!

    And that last picture is fantastic. Hooray for gravity!

  2. I met him in London. He was SUPER nice. We were in public, so I couldn’t do what I *really* wanted with him, but he did let me wear his bronze medal!! 🙂

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