The Locker Room: Henrik Lundqvist

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Hockey has one major problem. The athletes are wearing WAY too many pads. They should really look to football for how to handle the pads dilemma. Sure, we want to protect our athletes but we also need to harness their assets. Namely – their asses. Football players wear those awesome pants made of the see-through material where you get to see their jockstrapped buttcheeks. Hockey players are done up like the damn Michelin Man! It’s understandable that you want to protect your body from swung hockey sticks, bloodthirsty opponents rocketing at and loaded for bear, and razor sharp skates. Not to mention a slapshot hockey puck must sting when it comes in contact with the body. But can’t they make it just a wee bit sexier?

This argument is put forth mainly because Henrik Lundqvist, famed goalie for the New York Rangers, needs to be naked or close to it. Right now, the National Hockey League is in the middle of a lockout so you want be able to catch Henrik’s sweet moves on the ice. But our readers need to be reminded of how sexy hockey players can be. When they’ve got all their teeth. Hell, there’s some that are still sexy despite holes in their choppers.

– J. Harvey

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