The Locker Room: Evan Bourne

Yes, professional wrestling’s a sport! I know because everyone’s in shape and they’re sweating! This is Evan Bourne. He’s a WWE Superstar-type guy. He’s also sexy sexy sexy and then some sexy. He’s up there with the Irish one. Sheamus is so fucking hot that he might even take over this post. But that would be shallow and mean. Back to Evan.

Bourne is high-flyin’ and can do all these flips and stuff on top of prone men. Why can’t the guys I trick with do this shit?

– J. Harvey

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257 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Evan Bourne”

  2. As hot as he is, there’s just somehow about his adorable smile that always makes me swoon.

  3. Boy has things changed since the days of Wrestling I use to watch as a kid.
    Bob Backland, Chief J Strongbow, George the animal steel, Andea the giant, are definitely the thing of the past I see.

  6. As a side note – how does Sheamus not have a freckle anywhere on his body? He’s frikkin gorgeous, but the man must have a personal manservant to constantly apply sunblock on him.

  10. come on guys, stop jerking off all day and find some REAL sports guys, ther must be TONS AND TONS in Hockey, Baseball, Basketball????

  11. I think he’s hot. The pictures of him shown here are nowhere near his hottest. Funny thing is, he’s the kind of guy that if you let him know about this on twitter @findevan. He would be cool with it. Which is more than you can’t say about a lot of other sports guys.

  16.  Andea the giant? If he were still alive, Andre the Giant would probably come fall on you for getting his name wrong. Shows how much attention you paid…if English is your primary language, try to show it by tawking rite…

  19. it’s appalling how little attention guys on this site pay to what they type. don’t any of you (besides James, and one or two others) actually read what you type before you post? It’s called proofing- you ought to try it.

  20. Do you really have nothing better to do with your time than spell check comments on a porn blog?

  21. Randy, you should really learn about capital letters which all sentences should start with, also punctuation would be nice if you used it.

  23. I Don’t follow wrestling, but I do agree Evan is definately attractive enough to warrent a posting here. Cute smile and AWESOME TORSO.

  25. I have to say, I love how common it is that when a person calls someone out on mis-typing, or a grammatical error, the self appointed spell checker is almost always guilty of some type of egregious crime of writing themselves.

    It just makes me hear rocks whistle through the air before they crash land through a pane of glass.

  26. Also: Try some MMA guys. I mean, professional wrestling’s right up there with professional drag in terms of pageantry-based appeal, but I like my sports like I like my men: Violent, minimally-protected, and covered in blood within fifteen minutes.

    I nominate Matt Hughes.

  29. Olympics are coming soon:  rowers, divers, swimmers, gymnasts…a plethora of hot men from all over the world! 

  30. You should do a post on Johnny Curtis, he isn’t that high up on the WWE totem and he does have a creeper gimmick but damn that man is fine

  31. geez randy (no capitalisation required) but you are an evil miserable bitch when you want to be!!! lighten up, this isn’t grade school!!! go have a wank you miserable tosser!!!

  34. I love the second picture! Randy Orton is hott! John Morrison has an amazing body too, too bad he’s not on tv anymore.

  35.  Yeah, he was suspended for smoking fake Marijuana which is now on WWE’s Wellness policy list. Bullshit suspension if you ask me. He had just gotten off the suspension and then seriously injured his foot in an accident, and now has a Bone Infection. Hopefully he recovers 100%. He’s an amazingly talented guy in the ring. He does jaw dropping acrobatics. Especially his finisher the Air Bourne, it’s true living art in motion.

  37.  I think despite the 3 micro strokes I had I do pretty good with what I write and get my point across and most understand what I say without an issue.
    But if it makes you feel better complaining about it I fixed it and added the accent mark his name also deserves. 

  40.  I like the facial hair, it’s hot and all, but he’s just too cute to cover that face up with hair. That one of him in the map swim trunks. I want to travel the globe with my tongue now. Haha!

  45. Evan Bourne is a god. Butwhy does he wear those silly tights? He’s proper man, not a showman. He should wear brief trunkc like Randy or the Miz and let us enjoy his great body.

  47. Could not agree more. Wish he’d wear trunks though, like Orton, Grenier, Dupree, Godderz, Sorensen….

  48. Sadly I doubt we ever will see him in those. He said he feels like he’s in a diaper when he wears those. lol!

  54. It’s one thing for wrestlers to have ferocious rivalries: they are all Alpha Males in a very competitive sport. But why this intense jealousy among fans? If you like Cody Rhodes, why can’t you like Evan Bourne or Randy Orton? I’m very impartial! Father forgive me, for I have sinned… I have impure thoughts about all of them!

  55. Well, I hope he ses the light, so to speak. I think he’d look a lot better in trunks; the briefer the better. He’d double his fan base overnight, as has Clay Moore when he switched from silly long trunks to the short kind.

  56. How about: let him keep his tights, but do a few really good nude shots with (e.g.) Ace Bannon or Gilles Crofta to keep us all happy?

  59. Well, it is like the mice who thought that the cat should wear a bell. Great idea, but who’s going to put it to him, and how will he react?

  60. The photo at the top of the page of evan bourne he should not be wearing pants he should be wearing thongs.

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