We did promise you the 2014 Team USA mens’ bobsledding team in this Locker Room post, but Eddy Alvarez‘s booty popped up. He’s a speedskater, and you’re going to want to get into his bodysuit. He’s 5’5″, so you could keep him in your pocket and take him out whenever you want to molest a guy on the go. Check out the vid below of him getting in shape for Sochi. I’ll spot him.
And that ass! That donk! He’s got hockey butt squared. Hockey players are also concerning themselves with slapping the puck into the net and punching each other. Speed skaters want to just SKATE QUICKLY. All that skating builds your ass up into a big, round set of muscular cakes that’s hard to fit into pants. When Eddy Alvarez retires from athletics, he needs to open a face-sitting service.
– J. Harvey
Check out more pics of Team USA’s Eddy Alvarez below:
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He is adorable and what a beautiful ass. Totally agree with J. Harvey on Eddy’s future endeavors.
to me he ooks like Mike Demarko, does anyone else see it. ugh I love speed skating the best thighs and asses
isnt this dex hammer? twins
The Tom Daley of the Winter Olympics!
pocket sized!
the new Apollo!
eddy alvarez + dex hammer = “big bang” in my britches (theoretically)