The Locker Room: Bryce Harper

Whilst posting about last week’s “Locker Room” pick Matt Harvey, it was noted that Washington Nationals player Bryce Harper thinks Matt is “a stud”. That piqued our interest! It was time to investigate!

It turns out he looks exactly like Manhunt’s resident “sexpert” and fuckstar Colby Keller. Doesn’t he? Compare and contrast. Bryce is furry and gorgeous, with whimsical hair and it’s nice to watch Colby in action and image that’s what Bryce looks like when he fucks dudes. I don’t think Bryce fucks dudes, but if he did, that’s what it would look like.

Bryce is also known for telling a reporter by noting that one of his questions was “a clown question, bro.” He followed that up by dressing as a clown. He’s fun. That pic is below. I just wanted to explain it so you didn’t see it and cry out of terror.

Check out more pics of Bryce Harper below.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: GQ, ESPN, Sports Illustrated, UnderArmour, and Edpix

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541 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Bryce Harper

  1. I bet he sucks cock and actually loves to get fucked ………. goes to places he isn’t known and gets all the cock he can in a short time. Hangs out in book stores that are nice and dark.

  2. Damn, Bryce is some kind of yummy!

    Not so yummy is when a professional writer uses the word “peaked” when “piqued” is correct. Just saying.

    I cannot believe how wide Bryce can open his mouth. Truly impressive!

  3. That’s super-sweet. And wow, how embarrassing was it that I got piqued/peaked wrong. I’ve also been known to fuck up discreet/discrete. 🙁

  4. Yeah, I’m sure the nice 20yo Mormon jock boy does exactly that. Because we all know that nice 20yo Mormon jock boys are all into that. Stop projecting, enjoy the picks. Sometimes a straight man is a straight man. Yeesh.

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