The Locker Room: Bruce Miller

Make way for ginge! Bruce Miller is #49 on the San Francisco 49ers. That must be a lot of responsibility. Good thing he’s pretty (like his teammate Colin Kaepernick). He may have lost the Superbowl this year, but he gets to be the redheaded giant of my sex fantasies. I picture him in a flimsy jockstrap using me as a tackling dummy. Make that a sexin’ dummy.

Admittedly, I feel a little guilty cuz’ I trolled Bruce’s Instagram for more pics of him. And there are all these happy pics of him with his ladyfriend, and his teammates and his dog. And they’re now on a gay blog. Well, don’t be hot then! There, that’s one moral conundrum cleared up with rapey logic.

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37 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Bruce Miller

  1. Oh God – I died and went to heaven. I’d go 100% bottom for him just to have him. Though I damn well hope he’d be a bit more open to take some cock too. Ah, we can but dream.

  2. Do I look like a football fan, BLACKjackHAMMER? This ain’t Sports Illustrated! You come here for hot guys! *side-eye* (Thanks, I’ll fix it.)

  3. i bet he has a nice ginger bush that I wouldn’t mind having pressed up against my ass while his cock is balls deep. What is it about this guy that makes me want to have his pork sword in me?? Im a top…

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