The Locker Room: Ben Foden

Every time I type Ben Foden‘s name, I keep wanting to type Ben Cohen. The two English rugby players are equally hot in their own special ways—and Cohen even makes a cameo in today’s edition of The Locker Room—but they are most certainly not the same person. Foden’s got a classically handsome look, whereas Cohen’s the big beefy teddy bear you want to hug and never let go. While Foden might not be the founder of an international foundation to combat homophobia and bullying, he likes us enough to pose shirtless on a major gay magazine. That’s a start, right?

If you can’t tell from the number of pics in this post, I happen to find Foden very attractive in the sort of way where I want to jizz on his face. Unfortunately, he’s happily married to Una Healy from British girl group The Saturdays, so it’s very unlikely that he’d ever let me cock-slap him and play with his butt. Oh well! I suppose I’ll be able to move on from these tragic circumstances.

– Dewitt

Check out what Ben Foden has to offer below: