The Locker Room: Anthony Davis Stripped And Spanked

Yes, NBA, yes. We need this sort of horseplay and hijinks. Players should be routinely stripped, restrained, and soundly spanked. It improves their focus on the court! This is New Orleans Pelican Anthony Davis getting his naughty ass spanked on the floor of a locker room. This reportedly took place in the University of Kentucky locker room during Davis’ freshman year.

Before someone starts screaming “hazing” or “bullying”, please watch the Vine and note that Davis appears to be having a blast. It’s not like he’s being raped while unconscious. Yes, bullying and hazing is awful. Unless everyone is into it. Or it’s naked. That’s fine, right?

I’d also like to add that I’d include some more pics of Mr. Davis, but his unibrow is so enormous and jarring that I can’t look at it. That’s just me. If you’re into unibrow, go crazy.

– J. Harvey

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4 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Anthony Davis Stripped And Spanked

  1. I have no words.
    I thought his forehead had been photoshopped out of the first picture.

    Still beats having male pattern baldness though – this is not a post I’m going to fap to.

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