The Locker Room: Adam Scott

He’s not a surfer. He’s famous for golf. Golf, you ask? GOLF has hot guys? Sure. Yes, it’s a ridiculous sport. When I picture golf, I picture boring corporate buddies discussing finance and how to hide the affair with the lady in HR from their wives. Oh, and unattractive sportswear. Despite the occasional fisting in the locker room, there’s just not a lot of positives.

It doesn’t mean there aren’t some beautiful beasts teeing up. Adelaide, Australia’s Adam Scott is a prime example of a pro golfer with some actual game. He’s the sort you want to shoot a hole-in-one. Into your hole-in-one. You knew that was coming.

It’s the most boring sport in the world, but you MIGHT pause and watch if he’s swinging his club. God, I wish that trophy he’s pictured kissing after the jump was me. And my nipples….ass….cock.

– J. Harvey

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23 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Adam Scott

  1. Wow J. Harvey you have shown your complete ignorance with this post! Have you ever learned to play golf? And I don’t mean did you go out a few times and then give up because it was too hard. I mean did you actually learn it to where you could actually play and do well? Obviously not! Because only someone who knows almost nothing about the game of golf would talk about it the way you do! Now I’ll admit, it IS one of the most god-awfully boring games to WATCH. But playing it is a whole different story! It is one of the most challenging and rewarding games out there!

  2. Okay, Andy … Mr. Harvey has made his share of bum posts, but I’m not sure this is one of them. It certainly doesn’t justify calling him “completely ignorant.” You love playing golf. We get that. See if you can wrap your mind around this concept: Not everyone has the love of this boring game that you have. Of course we didn’t learn to play it well, because we got too bored with it to wade through the learning process long enough to become good at it. Many of us do not find it either challenging or rewarding to chase a little white ball across rolling hills of perfectly manicured grass. It doesn’t make us ignorant — just different. I hope nobody insults you when he learns that you don’t like … I don’t know … making pottery.

  3. Cas…geez I agree with you mate, looking at this Aussie spunk…NOT, the bloody game guys. Some guys comments are so off the planet about the subject..Adam Scott is hot and a really nice Aussie guy.

  4. He is damn hot! 

    I also enjoy the cute twinkie types on the tour too, like the smurfs of Rickie Fowler and Rory Mcilroy!

  5. I work at a golf club and you are correct, ALL the members are overweight and old, loud mouthed and bloody obnoxious, they don’t do it for me. Would rather throw my right hand into bed and rape that

  6.  Golf is a wonderful game but the lower classes (class warfare) will never appreciate what a challenging game it is because it is to expensive for their meager incomes! Green fees alone are anywhere from $50 to $500 and a cart is sometimes included. I have played all over the world from St. Andrews to Pebble Beach and I have found a lot of gay guys love golf and have met many! So if you plebeians would quit cutting it down I would appreciate it! On a lighter note Scotty is extremely cute and a nice guy as well unlike you people who downgrade golf!!!!!

  7. Actully Andy Bearden, Everyone knows the worst kind of people on this planet play Golf. This is a known fact. Accept it friend. You and you’re country club friends are terrible people. End of story.

  8. There are quite a few hot golfers, in addition to Adam Scott, on the tour these days, if anyone takes the time to check them out…Martin Kaymer, Sergio Garcia, Luke Donald, Camilo Vilegas, to name a few.

  9. I’m pretty sure you’re just trolling, but i’d love to beat you to death, with a stick i bought with my “Meager income”

  10. I forgot to mention the other problem with golf. It attracts a disproportionate number of pretentious asses.

  11. You just showed your ignorance right there! If you don’t take the time to learn a game well enough to be good at it then you have no right to judge it!

  12. Absolutely it’s rewarding! When you spend a lot of time learning something and then finally get good at it it’s a really rewarding experience!

  13. I would actually agree with you here. For the most part. When golf is played on golf carts it’s definitely just a game. But when played on foot it’s definitely a sport. But then, people believe that NASCAR is a sport and it requires no physical exertion whatsoever. Haha! Speaking of… can we get a locker room post on all the incredibly hot NASCAR guys? I don’t normally watch that stuff, but I flipped over to it the other night because of the fiery crash at the Daytona 500 and there were some hot hot hot drivers standing around!

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