What’s that sobbing and wailing you’re hearing? It’s the ten young women who hung on to their Jonas Brothers obsession after they moved out of their tweens because the Jonas Broshave broken up! Done! Gone! Hang it up, Melissa and pass it off to the gays. They’re off to separate reality television shows and hopefully Joe Jonas‘ coming out story.
That boy needs to just kick open the closet door and pose for even more sweaty pics. The gay community is ready to embrace you, Joe. Be our pin-up! Get a show on Logo! Or hell, do something dirty on video and make sure it shows up on Famous Dicks! Let US be your fandom!
We won’t even bother extending this offer to Nick Jonas. The gay community must bear many burdens. One of them is the hottest Jonas being the straight one.
– J. Harvey
Let’s mourn the demise of the Jonas Brothers as a band with some photos below:
Here’s some Joe Jonas:
Here’s some Nick Jonas (beginning with that now famous Instagram pic):
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they are good looking guys!
what about the third one? didn’t he have a reality show on bravo? he seemed kinda gay too.
The third one was included but my *ahem* editor must have thought I was being too snarky by my only including one pic of him.
thanks jh. one is all that’s needed. poor guy, the other two are way better looking. nick especially.
I would let Nick Jonas do unmentionable things to me!
Nick Jonas is sex on a stick.
I’m sorry,but I think KEVIN is the hottest one and has the fattest ass.In this order of hotness.
Kevin
Nick
Joe
I’d have all of their babies.Fantasy of being fucked by all of them on a daily basis….OMG.
Sorry all three are hot but Joe takes the prize in my book!