After the wackadoo comments Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson made about homosexuality in his interview with GQ magazine, it was pretty much a given that some gay porn studio would respond to the controversy with their own erotic parody of the show… And, well, it finally happened.
The folks at Next Door Buddies have brought us “Fuck Dynasty“, a parody that, beyond the title, isn’t really much of a parody at all. Mark Long and power bottom Christian Cayden parade around the woods with plastic guns, overcook a pair of marshmallows and then have gay sex next to a tent.
There’s no immature, cringe-worthy dialogue a la Dominic Ford‘s Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls or the softcore lady-porn The Lord of The G-Strings. From a personal standpoint, that‘s what I’m looking for in this type of release. I want a movie I could watch with friends for a good laugh, all while being the teensiest bit turned on by the action on screen. Unfortunately? Next Door doesn’t deliver in that regard.
This is the equivalent of watching any other scene where Christian Cayden bottoms (which loosely translates to you sitting there with your rock hard dick, wishing he’d be emancipated from his contract, so he could get fucked by some decent, dominant tops on another site). That isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Christian really works the poor man’s Quinn Jaxon angle to his advantage, and it’s almost enough to make up for his scene partner’s lackluster performance.
Yet I still want something more?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Next Door Buddies
Take a look at the trailer for Next Door’s “Fuck Dynasty” below:
Check out a free hardcore bonus clip here, or watch it all at NEXT DOOR BUDDIES.
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Wackadoo comments? If you read the exact words in the article, Phil stated that as per the bible, that homosexuality is wrong and that he fully believes in the bible and the word of God. The comments he made about homosexuality were not his personal beliefs, it referred to his belief in the bible and that the bible says it is wrong. Everything was taken out of context on the whole liberal media trying to knock that man down for his beliefs in God and the bible. I still watch the show and love it as most Americans do. Another case of liberal media slams and spin without actual facts.
How about, Frank, you look at EVERYTHING that has since come out about those faux-rednecks who for the most part are actually horrible people, preppies using a fictitious storyline to keep themselves rich. Another set of racist, bigoted, cherrypicking “Christians” – Phil is a deranged and dangerous man.
Not his personal comments? Oh, OK. And what about all the carp about how happy all the black people were when he was growing up in the boondocks of Louisiana in the pre-civil rights era? Why are you making excuses for a bigot? Homosexuality is like bestiality and the darkies are happy out in the fields. And it’s all distorted by the Liberal Media, putting words into poor, sweet Phil’s shitty mouth.
Another conflicted sister. Distortion is thy name, Mary – get over yourself.
You are about “on point” as Phil preaching a woman’s place and why the
world is going to hell, geez. Jesus wouldn’t approve of 99.9% of what is
done in his name and neither should you try.
#FreeChristianCayden
I’d love to see him primed and mounted by some great tops* with chemistry
and gravitas to pound out a great mutual show of man sex. (*Insert your
favorite formidable top’s name here:………………………………). Yummy.
Marshmallows & sex. Yum!
I don’t know what DUck Dynasty is so I don’t care for the concept, but CHristian Cayden is a fucking hot bottom slut.
Yum! My boner says WINNER!
And what does the NON-liberal media make of a guy like you, Frank, presumably gay (though apparently self-loathing) and cruising around on a website designed to provide opportunity for casual sodomy? Of course, a number of the most rabid right wingers are hanging out in airport bathrooms accidentally looking at the guy next door, but for the most part it’s the “liberal media” and liberals in general who would support your right to peruse Manhunt and exercise your other-than-Second-Amendment constitutional right to express such a fucking stupid opinion.
Phil and his faux clan are a bunch of racist homophobic idiots that claim the right to free speech via religious freedom….well heres my freedom…they are cherry picking fools that will never get me to watch their brain killing show or a dime of my gay money…they can all burn in their mythology hell…
It’s a reality show about a family of rednecks that invented some sort of duck call. The patriarch publicly condemned gays and created a huge controversy.
I swear, I haven’t seen enough of Christian to determine if he could be my favorite porn actor… my hard… er.. heart says “Oh hell yeah, he could!!!”, but my eyes want to see demi-gods like this in dominating top roles. (A la Colby Keller, Angel Rock, Jarek from Sean Cody, Ty Roderick, and the Ares of the gods – Paddy O’Brian)
He does not believe anything he says about the bible. He has *faith* in the words of the Bible. There is neither logic, nor individualism in blind faith. Doesn’t matter if anyone doesn’t like that comment, it’s true.
He’s a gorgeous guy and a great bottom, no doubt. I just wish he hadn’t gone the glorifying unsafe sex route. That puts me off anybody.
Christian Cayden truly is a Bottom God. A shame that Mark Long wasnt quite as into the scene as he should have been…since he’s hot too and has a perfect cock.
Christian is so incredibly adorable – that face!!! Those eyes!
The scence looks ok
Frank U watch a program called DUCK DYNASTY about a bunch of rednecks running around in the woods WELL I don’t want 2 label all DUCK DYNASTY viewers as ASSHOLES but until I am proving wrong THERE ASSHOLES ! . BTW Frank here is a riddle 4 U What does DUCK DYNASTY and FOX NEWS have in common ?
ANSWER THE SAME STUPID ASSHOLES VIEWERS !!!
why didn’t they have muscular bearded men for this???
So.. Why the hell the christians suddenly on ManHunt daily? 😉