This is my new boyfriend Vinny Castillo. Our relationship works because he accepts that I’m also dating Mark Ruffalo, AK, Colby Keller, Kiel Mannix, Adam Pally, Justin from PINUPS and pretty much everyone on our list of suggested nominees for 2011’s Hottest Cock Slut. Also, I’m dating everyone in today’s edition of The Cock Buffet… With the exception of Steven Prior because his monstrous mega-penis scares me.
Of course, I’m especially dating Shay Michaels, Race Cooper, Marko Lebeau, Roman Wright and Kyle Butler. Sometimes I’ll invite those five and all my other boyfriends over for massive rimjob orgies, during which we sing love songs into one another’s buttholes. Mark (we’re on a first name basis) is especially fond of the rap song I wrote about him.
This is getting weird. I’d apologize, if it weren’t for the fact that you should have stopped reading after the first sentence. This is The Cock Buffet, after all! You should be jerking off instead of browsing through my absurd ramblings. Go! Stroke! Aggressively!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Next Door Male
Click through to check out this week’s hottest porn:
1. Okay, so you already met my boyfriend Vinny Castillo in this post’s ridiculous introduction. What more can I say about him? Well, he has a great cock, and he admittedly seems a bit nervous in his gay porn debut. Perhaps he’ll calm down in his next scene, where we appear on screen together fucking like rabbits. ::sigh:: If only that were true…
2. This image is not Photoshopped. I repeat, this image is not Photoshopped! Steven Prior‘s dick is actually that humongous. While this pairing isn’t anywhere near as good as his scene with power bottom Ashley Ryder, it’s still worth checking out for the mere spectacle of Steven’s freakishly large shaft. Head over to Bull Dog Pit for a free preview.
3. The sequel to Drake Rock‘s beloved “Addicted To Cum” clip features 65 guys and a total of 81 cumshots, all lodged into a compact time frame of 33 minutes. If you’re the type of person who fast-forwards your porn until you get to the money shot, then this is a must-see for you!
4. Future Gigolos guest star Zeb Atlas fucks some twink in a hotel room. Though we miss his chest hair and can’t watch this without subjecting ourselves to flashbacks of his hilariously awful “Love Hangover” music video, it’s still pretty hot to watch this jacked-up bodybuilder plow a horny cock-slut. Watch a free preview over here.
5. Can we please take a moment to acknowledge how incredible Race Cooper‘s ass is? He posted a jockstrap-clad shot by Jose A. Guzman Colon on his blog yesterday, and I nearly wrote a whole post about it. Then I realized he had a flip-fucking scene with Adam Herst on Dominic Ford! What’s better than a picture of Race Cooper’s ass? A video of Race Cooper getting fucked. In the ass!
6. It’s safe to say that Cody Cummings is attracted to at least one man—himself. This dude must be straight in real life, if he’s able to resist the urge to join in with Marko Lebeau and Brec Boyd. He kind of just stands there and strokes his chest (and cock), as they’re getting it on like there’s no tomorrow. Really, Cody? Really?
7. Raise your hand if you’d like to watch Roman Wright stroking his thick cock outdoors and playing with his fuzzy hole. Better yet, put your hands down, drop your pants around your ankles and head over to Alpha Male Fuckers to witness this glorious sight.
8. Oh, Ricky Larkin! How did I neglect to mention you on my list of fake boyfriends? When I was watching you fuck Ty Tucker on Extra Big Dicks, I became extremely jealous and had to leave my desk to cry in the bathroom. Just kidding. I actually just went to the bathroom to jerk off.
9. Jason Adonis pulls off a no-hands cumshot for The Guy Site, and it’s basically the hottest thing I’ve ever seen Jason Adonis do. Okay, maybe that’s a bit of an overstatement—considering his entire gay porn career—but I’m always super-impressed when guys can do this.
10. Previously, we brought you a behind-the-scenes sneak peek at Francois Sagat‘s directorial debut Incubus. The final XXX trailer has arrived, complete with freaky contact lenses, watersports, odd costumes, puckering assholes and a passionate threesome between Francois, Spencer Reed and Shay Michaels. It’s art! It’s porn! It’s Titan Men.
RE: Vinny Castillo–Two words: HOT! DAMN! I bet other guys complain, but I liked how he looked at the camera most of the time in his video. Made me feel like I was there with him. You know, before Dewitt came in and caught us and was forced to have mad, passionate breakup sex with Vinny and his cheating cock. 😉
cody cummings needs to take the dive and walk the walk, or go away. Him standing around jacking/getting blown/fuck some chick is simply not enough.
Nice, you can crop Cody out, and suddenly the pic becomes hot! I bet you could do that with the scene, too.
Damn Zeb Atlas for being so amazingly sexy!
Speaking of Ricky Larking, the guy’s been missing since Nov-15..
I get tired of Cody checking himself out in the mirror, a bit arrogant. I see your cutting back on the boyfriends Dweitt, baby steps now.
It’s okay. I’m willing to share Vinny, if you are. He’s got more than enough cock for the two of us.
Whaaaat, did somebody say “threesome”?! Yep, I’d be just fine with that! 🙂
I’m always saying “threesome”. Because I always want to be having threesomes. ALWAYS.
The cock buffet was VERY filling this week. Very nice servings you offered us. I especially liked the video clip for Incubus. It was served at just the right temperature and went down smoothly.
PS, I wish you and Vinnie all the best in your new relationship. Dude is fucking hot!
Um Dewitt? You kinda forgot Heath Jordan? I know you have many boyfriends to cipher through but please don’t forget the especially hot ones like Heath.