The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Patrick Dunne’s Giant Nipples (And Sean Zevran’s Dick Up His Fuzzy Butt)

Sean Zevran and Patrick Dunne

The Thanksgiving leftovers are running out. You’re stressed out about holiday shopping, and damnit! They’re playing that Mariah Carey Christmas song on the radio again… You look like you could use a late night edition of The Cock Buffet.

This week’s menu includes delectable scenes with Brad Kalvo, Joey Hard, Conner Habib, Johnny VentureDean Monroe, Girth Brooks and, of course, Randy Blue model Patrick Dunne. Don’t be shy about coming up for seconds! There’s plenty of dick for everyone.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Randy Blue

Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:

Lucas Davidson facial

1. For the second season of UK Naked Men‘s “Gay Bar or Bust” series, naughty twink Lucas Davidson gets coated in cum by Drew Brody and Issac Jones. There are likely some other plot points that lead up to this situation.

Thomas big cock

2. Some of you were quite taken by Thomas, the man with only one name from Titan Men‘s new flick Nightfall. You can get a glimpse of that big cock in action here—in case you missed the trailer— and watch the full scene now on Titan‘s site.

3. Just in case you weren’t convinced that Conner Habib is, indeed, EVERYTHING, I’ve included this bonus clip of Mitch Vaughn drilling his ass while he talks dirty and makes sexy noises. If you’re so inclined, you can watch this scene (and oodles more) at NakedSword.

Angelo Marconi bottoms for Andrew Blue

4. Oh, you wanted to see a close-up of Andrew Blue‘s cock inside of Angelo Marconi‘s ass, taken from their scene on Men Over 30? You’re welcome.

Gay porn star Brad Kalvo

5. I’ve seen a lot of great pictures of Brad Kalvo, but this shot from his Red Hot Latinos solo might be the greatest of all time… Um, is that a little bit of cum on his chin? Clearly, he won’t be needing the “measure the distance” installment of Colby Keller‘s “C.U.M.” series.

6. Everyone gets fucked in the sequel to Joey Hard‘s “House Bangers” series. Tyler Sweet and Joey Tiger accompany Mr. Hard on his break-in, and one of these three boys winds up getting double-penetrated by the end of the scene. Find out who at Next Door Twink… Or I guess you could just watch the video above?

Gay porn star Max Flint

7. HELP! I can’t decide what I like more—Max Flint as a top or Max Flint as a bottom. While he exceeded my expectations in his Broke Straight Boys scene with Colin, the mere sight of him riding Paul Canon‘s shaft makes me want to touch my no-no places. Is Max Flint the new Kodi?!?!?!?!

Gay porn star Dean Monroe

8. Here’s Dean Monroe getting rammed from behind by Campbell Stevens in a scene for Next Door Buddies! How is it that Campbell Stevens looks like a different person every time I see him, yet Dean Monroe has looked the same for approximately 9 billion years? Totally weird.

9. Hmm, make that 17 Things I Love About Girth Brooks

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10. If you’re a fan of hairy butts—cheeks, hole and all—then you should research Blake Mason model Patrick Hill. To start, he appeared as item #8 in this edition of The Cock Buffet. Perhaps you’d enjoy that clip of Myles Andrews fucking him.

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11. What’s with all these hot threesomes lately? There was a point where we were going through a ménage à trois drought, and now we’re suddenly being showered by threesomes left and right! I like it… I’d like it even more if this threesome from Bull Dog Pit were a foursome, featuring ME alongside Fraser Jacs, Milo Milano and David O’Connor.

12. When I first saw Brock Landon, I was very excited to watch him take it up the ass… But now? I’m kind of digging that he’s gone all muscle daddy top on us. Watch him plow Cameron Jacobs now on Dirty Tony.

Gay porn star Samuel Colt

13. Samuel Colt gets piggy with Harley Everett and masked gentleman Mr. X for a scene from Butch Dixon. Get that dick, Samuel!

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14. You might recognize Spunk Worthy model Noah from our What Would You Do series. He stopped by the site’s headquarters (wherever they are) for a blowjob scene, and I can’t stop staring at his hairy pecs. UNF!

15. CJ Madison comes out of retirement to fuck Derek Parker on High Performance Men… Because, duh, who wouldn’t come out of retirement for a chance to have sex with Derek Parker?

Amateur gay porn star Seth Chase

16. The grand finale of Seth Chase‘s scene with cum-hungry, 23 year-old bottom Talen Matthews involves a whole lot of jizz. Seth claims that Talen’s hole was the tightest he ever experienced.

Marek and Michal for Lavender Lounge

17. This is a picture of Marek and Michal from Lavender Lounge. I apologize for the lack of dick and/or ass, but I couldn’t resist sharing those nipples…

Jarek fucks Ryan bareback on Sean Cody

18. People really seem to love Jarek from Sean Cody. As such, I thought I’d share this GIF from Fleshbot‘s post “Too Hot To Be Real: Jarek Gives Two Creampies In One Scene“. I’m doing this for the Jarek fans, and for the Jarek fans only. (I really don’t get him? Am I crazy?)

Gay porn star Johnny Venture

19. Lucas Entertainment rarely fails to deliver in the cumshot department. Here’s Johnny Venture getting a load on his lips from Jason Vault, shortly after they’ve flip-fucked with one another.

20. Should I add Patrick Dunne to the shortlist for 2012’s Hottest Cock Slut? The thought never occurred to me before today, but this clip with Sean Zevran really makes me wonder if he has what it takes… Also, this ass is fucking beautiful.