The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Mustache Rides, Graciously Provided By Samuel O’Toole’s Face

When we saw Samuel O’Toole‘s pornstache, we immediately knew it’d be the focus of this weekend’s edition of The Cock Buffet. When we saw Samuel O’Toole’s pornstache, we also knew we’d have to make up for the trauma it’d cause by featuring additional scenes with Jesse Jackman, Carter Jacobs, Bryan Cavallo, Trenton Ducati and a ton of other sexy motherfuckers.

So, um, let’s have a kiki or something? Or we could just masturbate. Your call.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Samuel O’Toole

Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:

1. Just in case you needed a reminder that Jesse Jackman is someone you want to have sex with, here’s a picture from his latest film Fast Friends. You can watch a clip from the scene on last week’s installment of The Cock Buffet (item # 2), or watch the full movie now at Titan Men.

2. Um, am I the only one who thinks the opening of this trailer is brilliant? Bel Ami should release a feature-length film of their models dancing awkwardly in various states of undress, but something tells me that wouldn’t sell as well as the videos of their models fucking one another bareback…

3. I regret not posting the trailer of Maskurbate model Elio, because this picture doesn’t fully capture the magic of his fat, uncut cock bouncing around on screen. It also doesn’t catch the moment where a drip of pre-cum falls down onto the floor or his amazing cumshot… But, oh wait! You can watch the trailer over here.

4. Oh no! Adam Russo made dinner for his fake porn-scene boyfriend Charles Gray, and he showed up later than expected! Thankfully, you can see them kiss and make up on Jake Cruise. You can actually see them doing a lot more than kissing…

5. Did you honestly think the Maverick Men could direct a scene with Carter Jacobs and not want a piece of that beefy, hairy ass? Yeah right! Watch a clip of Cole and Hunter drilling Carter’s hole over here.

6. I like the idea that Trenton Ducati keeps a framed picture of himself on his desk. When he catches his “students” Tony Newport and Kirk Cummings manty-raiding his gym bag, he punishes them by giving them exactly what they wanted all along. This seems to be the widely accepted disciplinary code of sites like Big Dicks At School.

7. Why hello there, Jarvis Chandler! I heard a rumor that you’re getting a bunch of toys shoved up your butt on Club Inferno Dungeon. This baffles me, because… Uh, why aren’t you shoving that beautiful cock into someone else’s butt?

8. The only thing better than the glorious dissonance between Carmine‘s boyish good looks and that super-hairy ass? Watching Foster‘s fat cock slip in and out of his hungry twink mouth. Well, maybe watching Austin Parker fuck him was better… I’m undecided on all of this! Thankfully, you can see all of these things at Chaos Men.

9. For the sake of my penis, College Dudes model Bryan Cavallo should consider sitting on more penises. It’s a good look for him!

10. It’s borderline comical to watch a mustachioed Samuel O’Toole tell twink slut Lucas Knight he’s breaking the law, say he’s a “reasonable man” and then proceed to go indoors and fuck his brains out. It’s less comical when you see Sammy’s ass on the screen, and you proceed to explode in ecstasy.