The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Masked Gangbangs, Double Penetration & Phenix Saint Bottoming

Dean Monroe double penetration

Welcome to a very special Halloween edition of The Cock Buffet! Today’s menu doesn’t include any candy corn or ghost-shaped cookies, but it does have a five-man, masked gangbang starring Dean Monroe and Phenix Saint. Who needs treats when you’ve got tricks like these?

If blindfolds and double penetration aren’t really your thing, perhaps you’ll enjoy one of the other nineteen scenes featuring Jonathan Agassi, Tyler SweetZeb Atlas, Josh Long, Topher DiMaggio, Paddy O’Brian and… Well, the list goes on.

Long story short? Your pumpkin patches must be very sincere, because the Great Pumpkin has been absurdly good to us.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Jizz Orgy

Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:

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1. Oh no! What happens when two dicks want to be in the same hole? Matthew Mason and Edji Da Silva experience a minor collision, as they tag-team Jonathan Agassi in Lucas Entertainment‘s Awake. I highly recommend going to the site and at least watching the trailer for this one. This is some good, rough, passionate sex.


2. If Andrew Stark is involved, you know I’m there! He’s been doing more bottoming since he moved over from Randy Blue to the MEN.com family, and I happen to love watching his big dick flop around while he’s getting fucked. Witness this beautiful sight on the beautiful site known as Drill My Hole. In this scene, he’s getting his hole slammed by gigantic bodybuilder Zeb Atlas.

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3. Bel Ami takes us back a few years with an unreleased photo set of their “legendary star” Matt Phillipe. I couldn’t pass on posting this pic of his big, veiny cock, but you might also enjoy looking at his butthole (if you’re the type of guy who likes looking at buttholes).

4. If you’re a fan of hairy chests, hairy legs, hairy holes and bushy cocks, then you might want to watch the trailer for this scene between Drake Rock models Austin Parker and Hunter Conan. It’s no pirate porn or anything… But then again, what is?

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5. I almost didn’t recognize muscle bottom Benny G without a dick up his butt. He stopped by The Guy Site for a solo scene, complete with one of their trademark hands-free cumshots. Judging by how tight he’s clenching every muscle in his body, this seems pretty intense.

6. My arch nemesis Tyler Sweet has a new scene with Joey Hard on Next Door Twink. While you head over here to view that trailer, I’ll be over here jerking off to Tyler’s previous rendezvous with flawless blond bottom boy Grant Peters (as seen above). As of now, this appears to be Grant’s only video on the internet, though I hope that changes in the very near future. He’s so good at what he does!

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7. Is it news to anyone else that Boston Miles and Dylan Hauser are dating? Believe it or not, I don’t dabble much in gay porn gossip, beyond reading The Sword and occasionally asking probing questions on Twitter. Therefore, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that these two are an item, and I was pleasantly aroused when Boston pulled out the “fuck and blow” move on Dylan. See this hot, real-life couple in action at High Performance Men.

8. Dumb question! Has Brian Bonds always been a redhead, or did he dye his hair to become a redhead? I’m not going to overanalyze this when I could be watching him plow Steven Ponce‘s ginger hole. Judging from the clip provided, this scene’s got a very sensual, tender, romantic, Man Royale sort of vibe, as the two performers celebrate their fake (?) anniversary.

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9. Nobody does gay porn bukkake like Dirty Tony! Tattooed bad boy Tyler Griz joins Dean Rogers, George Glass, Tim and Micah Andrews as the latest cum slut to get covered “like a glazed donut“.

10. “Oh yes, coach, it’s all yours. Do whatever you want with it.” <— I would probably die if Dean Monroe gave me permission to do whatever I wanted with his hole. Then again, I would probably also die if Dirk Caber told me I had “no choice” about what he does to my hole. This is the 9,000th week I’ve written about this pairing on The Cock Buffet, and this is easily the hottest clip yet. If you, like me, are ready to blow your load with Dirk and Dean, then head over to Bound Jocks to watch this full scene.

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11. Southern Strokes models Derrick and Wade didn’t catch my attention until I saw them shoot. Whoa. Those are some impressive cumshots!

12. I’m trying to not freak out every time Josh Long fucks another dude’s butt, so you should be proud that I didn’t write an entirely new post about his scene for College Dudes with newcomer Aaron White… But ugh! I fucking love this boy.

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13. Goran—not to be confused with this Goran—plows Damien Crosse in Men At Play‘s “Hot Property”.  I know it’s a bit of a cock-tease to share such information without any evidence, so feel free to head over to ManCast to watch them in action.

14. Chaos Men‘s Jet and Bishop start off with the gloryhole, then fuck in the bathroom stall. Normally, I’d consider fucking on a toilet sort of gross, but I’ll give this a pass since (I assume) it’s a very sterile gay porn set… Also? Jet’s butt is great.

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15. Topher DiMaggio and Lance Luciano make for an aesthetically pleasing pair on Cocksure Men. They almost look like distant cousins, no?

16. Another week, another arse fucked by gay-for-pay superstar Paddy O’Brian. This delivery guy fantasy from UK Naked Men is working for me, especially with Paddy’s “love it or hate it” accent… Oh, and bottom boy Bryce Cruz? I’d like to see more of him.

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17. Sam Hudson‘s not quite as hung as his Hard Brit Lads site-mate David Ken, but who the hell cares? I’d deepthroat that thick, uncut meat all night long!

18. The editing for this cumshot compilation trailer from SUCK off GUYS makes me laugh. The content within the clip makes me cum… Honestly, I wish it were my job to watch Seth Chase give dudes blowjobs.

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19. After browsing through the pics from Next Door Male, I couldn’t decide whether to focus on Alexi Auclair‘s fuzzy ass or ‘shroom-headed schlong. In the end, I opted to tease you with a face pic, provide you a link to the whole shebang and allow you to decide for yourselves.


20. And, finally, the moment you’ve all been waiting for! Phenix Saint invites his coworker Dean Monroe to a mysterious meeting with his “interesting” friends. When he shows up at the address, Phenix blindfolds him and brings him into a room with Colby Jansen, Tommy Defendi and Spencerfucking faggotFox. All three men, along with Phenix, are wearing masks, and you can probably guess where this is all going… WATCH THIS FULL VID AT JIZZ ORGY! You won’t regret it.