From Gay Porn Blog to Queer Me Now, the folks at Randy Blue have been teasing us with their latest double penetration scene all week long. The lucky bottom’s identity was revealed yesterday morning, and it looks like Jayden Tyler (pictured above) had the honor of taking on Caleb Strong and Sean Zevran at the same time. We’d say we’re jealous if our buttholes were capable of handling two dicks at once… I mean, we’ve got some talented buttholes, but not that talented!
If you have no interest in Jayden getting DP’d, you might enjoy some of the other scenes in today’s edition of The Cock Buffet. We’ve got soapy muscle butts, upside-down twinks, wedding gangbangs, hot jocks and more dick than you can physically handle (unless you’ve got some extra holes we don’t know about).
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Randy Blue
Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:
1. The new Southern Strokes model Ace Harper is, um, gorgeous. I’d come up with a better way to describe him if I weren’t too busy fantasizing about licking his bicep and burying my face in his armpit forever and ever.
2. You saw Ashton Harvey earlier this week in our latest It Happened On Manhunt post, and now you can stare in wonder at the Dylan Lucas model’s swinging nut sack. Seriously, these are the best pair of low hangers I’ve seen all year. Give this man an award! An award for his scrotum.
3. Would you believe me if I told you his face is prettier than his dick? His fuzzy ass crack isn’t half-bad either! See more of gay porn newcomer Aidan at Sean Cody.
4. Wow, wow, wow! I know this is The Cock Buffet, but can we talk about Diego Vena‘s ass in this scene from Badpuppy? I almost splooged all over myself watching the mere seconds of Mitch Vaughn‘s flicking his tongue against that hole in the trailer above. UNF!
5. This is only one of several positions these Corbin Fisher sluts got themselves into. You should see the one where the bottom’s holding out his leg like an Olympics gymnast and taking it like it ain’t no thang! Rest assured, these are some talented cock whores.
6. Not gonna lie! I’d stick it in Calvin Grange from College Dudes.
7. Bel Ami‘s Kevin Warhol, Julien Hussey and Luke Hamill got together for a threesome! You can watch the trailer at their site, but for now, let’s just focus on the beauty of this cum shot… I’ve yet to watch the full scene, but I hope they licked up every drop like good boys.
8.Imagine if you got married and your friends gave you a boat full of horny sailors as a wedding gift? That’s what happens to Tommy Defendi and Johnny Rapid on Jizz Orgy. We wish them the best in their fake marriage.
9. I was going to ask whether that’s Grady or Marco‘s ass in this screen-cap from Fratmen SUCKS, but I think the answer is fairly obvious?
10. The fucking audacity of Randy Blue to promote a double penetration scene without showing any actual double penetration in the trailer! I mean, they show some bodies humping one another, but let’s be honest about what we all want to see—two dicks shoved in one hole. <– You want to click that link. Trust me.
Randy Blue’s trailer may not show any actual double penetration, but let’s at least give that studio props for uncharacteristically bothering to use condoms in that scene. DP barebacking obviously only increases the risk of HIV transmission.
Lots of other good cock here. No thanks to the irresponsible folks at Bel Ami for all the unsafe sex videos they continue to crank out.
Unsafe, unsafe, unsafe… these words have been shoved down my throat since high school. I swear, if I could, the day before I knew I was going to die, I would find others who also knew their death date (ah, fantasies…), and have every Tom with Dicks and Harrys, all up, in, and around my lady action parts like nobody’s business -Smackin’ it, Flippin’it, Rubbin’ it. (Rubbers?) Oh, no!!