The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By A Love Story Between Austin Wilde & Anthony Romero

A Love Story: Anthony Romero and Austin Wilde

Can Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero do no wrong? Reports show that forty-three thousand squirting dicks have come to a consensus—these two are the best couple in the history of gay pornography. Another twenty-six thousand dicks were on the fence about this matter, until they watched the trailer for Cocky Boys‘ “Austony” documentary and squirted thick, white tears of joy all over the place.

Now, sixty-nine thousand squirting dicks agree—seeing the strong bond between Austin and Anthony, paired with the explosive sex they’re having with one another, provides hope that everything isn’t awful in the world. Each time they reach orgasm in bed together, an angel gets his wings, flies to an ATM, and he makes sure there’s enough money in his account to buy a Cocky Boys membership. You know, so he can watch this scene.

Did you know Austin did his first scene for OnTheHunt? We like to remind you every now and then that we had him before Anthony did… Not that we’re jealous or anything! Nope, it’s impossible to have negative feelings about these guys. They are the fucking best.

Speaking of fucking, welcome to another edition of The Cock Buffet!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Cocky Boys

Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:

Lucas Entertainment

1. It only seemed right to open today’s menu for The Cock Buffet with Johnny Venture‘s beer car cock. Hayden Colby looks like he had a good time taking it in Lucas Entertainmen‘s Position To Fill. You can see it in his eyes! That boy couldn’t get enough of that thick shaft, buried deep inside of him.

2. Since I finally learned how to jerk off to Mick Lovell on last weekend’s Cock Buffet, there probably should have been more fanfare around this threesome with Kris Evans and Colin Hewitt. Don’t get me wrong! It’s really good. There should have been a whole individual post written about this scene. There should have been a WEEK devoted to it. A THEME MONTH… However, I thought I’d give you a break from Bel Ami, after gushing over their Fleshjack Boys foursome earlier this week. Don’t let that stop you from watching this! Go to there site. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. But, uh, definitely masturbate.

Jecht Parker on Dominic Ford

3. Y’all know how much I love Jecht Parker, right? As much as it was nice to see him slide down Ty Roderick‘s pole, you won’t find me complaining if the majority of his scenes (all 3-5 of them as of now) feature him topping. In this clip for Dominic Ford, Jecht rams Justin Chase up the ass and makes his pierced cock bounce around. Fun times!

4. Some of you might recognize this as a clip from the film with the best title of the year, Paddy O’Brian’s Fucking My Arse. Yes, that came out months ago, but now you can stream Paddy’s scene with Scott Hunter through World of Men! While it’s not quite as explosive as the time he fucked Jimmy Fanz‘s arse (as seen here), this is a must-see for any Paddy or Scott fan.

Hairy gay porn star Conner Habib bottoms for Rex Roddick.

5. And now here’s Conner Habib riding Rex Roddick‘s dick on Cocksure Men. You’re welcome! These two are actually flip-fucking, and I’d have to say that Conner’s topping is the highlight of this pairing… So why wouldn’t I show you a picture of Conner doing Rex? Don’t ask silly questions. Just look at Conner’s hairy body and you’ll understand.

6. Remember Johnny Rapid‘s last ridiculous scene for Str8 To Gay, in which Bryce Star fucks him for the “first time” in front of his creepy blond girlfriend? Here’s a link in case you forgot. The follow-up finds Johnny having a hairy taint contest with AJ Monroe, who you may know as that guy who’s constantly getting arrested. Hope he wasn’t a bad influence on Johnny! I like to think he’s the most innocent, angel-like slut in the world.

Dirty Boy Nick.

7. Nick of Dirty Boy Video is not a twink, not yet a twunk. He likes group sex.

8. Please pardon me while I go flog myself for never writing about Jake Genesis prior to today! He is epically hot. I don’t even need to tell you that, because you can see for yourself in this trailer for MenAtPlay featuring Sergio Serrano as Jake’s accomplice in CRIMINAL HOTNESS.

Gay porn star Robert Craig and Dean Skyy.

9. Some might say that it’s a waste of a big dick for Robert Craig to keep getting fucked up the ass like this, especially when Dean Skyy so obviously needs to have his muscle cheeks spread open wide and ravaged. Oh well! “Some” might need to eat a bag of dicks, because Randy Blue did what they did with these two. Embrace it.

10. Nothing more needs to be said: GO WATCH THIS NOW.