The Best Commercial You Will Ever See

One could argue that Manhunt Daily is just a series of nonstop advertisements (apparently we’re selling Daniel Radcliffe’s tongue?), but the truth of the matter is that I really don’t care* if you buy a membership to Naked Sword as long as you watch this video they made to promote their redesign. Everything about it is 100% perfect.

This is what Andrew Christian ads would be like if they stopped making their models gyrate to dance music and submitted to their urge to make a full-on gay porno. Also, it’s better than this commercial with a lady fantasizing about getting DP’d by two plumbers. It’s better than everything. EVERYTHING, I TELL YOU!

– Dewitt

* This is a HUGE lie! I love everyone I’ve ever interacted with from Naked Sword, and I’d appreciate if they kept their jobs. Plus, their site is fucking amazing, and the new site is even better. Why are you still reading this? Go buy a membership. If you don’t, you’ll be single-handedly responsible for all of their EXTREMELY CUTE employees losing their jobs. I may or may not be exaggerating about this. BUT WHO CARES? You should still go buy a membership.

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209 thoughts on “The Best Commercial You Will Ever See

  1. Must be something wrong with me.  I thought  the Liquid-Plumr commercial was fun.
    Like we don’t have enough gay porn sites vying for money.  I’ve never paid for a single one.  Go ahead, take away my “gay” card but I’m not sure all that watching is all that healthy.  Porn can be entertaining, but ten minutes of the real thing, especially when there’s more than a physical connection,  beats ten hours of watching sex-for-pay actors. 

  2. I liked it but Chi Chi Larue needs to go to a nursing home, she’s old, and those fem voices with those buff bodies, doesnt sync, that’s why I watch with no sound

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